So you’re a senior citizen and the government says no health care for you, what do you do?
Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and 4 bullets. Your are allowed to shoot 2 senators and 2 representatives. Of Course, this means you will be sent to prison.
There you will get 3 meals a day, a roof over your head, and all the health care you need! New teeth, no problem. Need glasses, great. New hip, knees, kidney, lungs, heart? All covered.
And who will be paying for all of this? The same government that just told you that you are too old for health care. Plus, because you are a prisoner, you don’t have to pay any income taxes anymore.
IS THIS A GREAT COUNTRY OR WHAT?!
Thanks Gene
It might be, except prison infirmaries are full of men dying of AIDS.
Sue,
We simply keep the seniors in a different prison, let’s say in the great northwest, so that should solve your problem.
we had a person in Georgia a few years ago that shot a postal worker(hmm its usally the other way around) soo he could get his many health problems fixed,the postal worker later recovered from his wounds too
Paul – It’s too cold in the Northwest. Besides that, there are already a whole lot of “q-tips” in Florida, so just buy some high rise condos in, lets’ say, Boca Raton, run some barbed wire around the perimeter and settle in.
p.s. The barbed wire is to keep non-convicts out…
Richard, I like the way you think.
Cute. But what’s even more hilarious is that some folks are so gullible and or misinformed that they actually believe the “death to seniors” nonsense that’s been going around!
I’ve got any idea. Everybody chip in and get Acorvid a sense of humor for Christmas…
LOL @ Richard.
I dont like the idea of people who are so blind they can barely drive walking around with guns.