Audi
* Always Unsafe Designs Implemented
BMW
* Big Money Works
* Bought My Wife
* Brutal Money Waster
* Bimbette Motor Weapon
* Break My Window
Buick
* Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer
Chevrolet
* Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
* Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
* Cheap Heap, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time
* Condition Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology
# Dodge
* Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
* Dem Old Dudes Go Everywhere
* Dead or Dying Gas Eater
* Dear Old Dad’s Geriatric Express
Fiat
* Failure in Italian Automotive Technology
* Fix It All the Time
* Fix it again, Tony!
Ford
* First On Recall Day
* First On Race Day
* First On Rust and Deterioration
* Fix Or Repair Daily
* Found On Road, Dead
* Fault Of R&D
* Fast Only Rolling Downhill
* Features O.J. and Ron’s DNA
* Found On Russian Dump
GM
* General Maintenance
* Great Mistake
GMC
* Garage Man’s Companion
* Got A Mechanic Coming?
Honda
* Had One Never Did Again
Hyundai
* Hope You Understand Nothing’s Driveable And Inexpensive
Mazda
* Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along
Oldsmobile
* Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everywhere
* Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick’s Irregular Leftover Equipment
Pinto
* Put In New Transmission Often
Pontiac
* Poor Old Neanderthal Thinks It’s A Cadillac
Saab
* Send Another Automobile Back
* Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown.
* Sorry Arsed Auto Builders
Toyota
* Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
Volvo
* Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
* Vehicles Of Low Velocity Owners
VW
* Virtually Worthless
FORD also stands for F***ed Over Rebuilt Dodge!
BMW – Bitch Moan & Whine
Dies
On
Dodge
Garage
Entrance
Broke
Man’s
Wish
Can’t believe they missed
Ford: Flip over, read directions
GMC: Great Mass o’ Crap
Lotus
Lots of trouble, usually serious.
GM: Government Mistake
Fiat: F***ed It Again, Ted.
Fart In A Tin
Ford: F***ed On Rainy Days
Alfa = A Lofty Fiat Alternative.
Kia = Killed In Action.
Yugo = Yucky Ugly Grotty Oldie.
F’er Only Runs Downhill
The Pontiac one is much less offensive than the one I heard as a kid (replace Neanderthal with a racist word beginning with “N”).
Yeah, that’s the first time I heard Neanderthal used in that Pontiac one, but then again, I have DEATH for a license plate…
Ford = F***ing owners real dumb.
Ford-For Off Road Driving
See Raptor
I drive a Mitsubishi.
I was wondering what they were going to do with Pontiac… I am not impressed.
I always said CHRYSLER
Company Highly Recommends You Start Learning Engine Repair
PORSCHE
Product Overpriced Really Small Cars Highly Expensive
Yeah, I’ve owned both
Ford = First On Rubbish Dump.