Caption contest October 19, 2009 by Jonco I know you guys can come up with something funny for this bizarre picture. via 00
Gallagher’s disgruntled ex-wife?
Mabel knew a potato silencer wouldn’t be enough with the kids asleep in the next room.
you say anything about my melons and Ill cap yo @ss
R. Lee Ermey’s daughter!
She loves cappin’ watermelons just like her daddy!
Ooo-rah!
Put this melon on your head and back off twenty five feet.
I ain’t f-‘n around Gallagher, DON’T TOUCH my mellon!!
Sarah Palin’s running mate in 2012!
Single white female, age 18, planning to relocate to Arkansas. Have all nessisary provisions.
Squeeze my melons, or the melon gets it.
btw, tincase ftw
look’in for lov’in in the ghetto
Watermelon…check
Big white woman…check
Gun…check
The perfect woman for the ghetto male.
She fixin to bust her baby daddy out and he gona be hongry.
I’m thinking she may be an American. Damn watermelon seeds.
You thought condoms were uncomfortable? Come here, I’m going to push this through your nostril.
Many years later, Baby could no longer handle her stupid catch phrase, “I carried a watermelon.”
DA …RN! Infidel beat me to it.
One plump and 2 flat.
One step closer thug, an tha melon gets it
She’s the other Scary Spice, aka Melon E. Browning.
Ma Baker
I shot the melon, but I did not shoot the strawberry.
LOL @ Ana…good one
…and for my next trick…
Queen B. Every Thugs Dream Woman…..
And that was when I took the would be rapists gun and lunch!
“My Melon. Deal with it.”