How would you pronounce this kid’s name?

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<RetardedMonkey> How would you pronounce this child’s name?
<RetardedMonkey> She spells her name….. “Le-a”
<RetardedMonkey> This child attends a school in Livingston Parish, LA..
<RetardedMonkey> Her mother is irate because everyone is getting her name wrong.
<RetardedMonkey> She says it’s pronounced……………..
<RetardedMonkey> “Ledasha”
<RetardedMonkey> When the Mother was asked how in the world did she figured it should be pronounced that way……. she said….
<RetardedMonkey> …”cause the dash don’t be silent!”
<RetardedMonkey> English language is gone forever

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  4. On a slightly different track, I remember a story about a fellow out west whose last name was “O”. It was his families real last name. He was not able to obtain credit cards because they all required last names be at least two letters long, so on his cards his name is spelled “Oh”.

  5. Who remembers the twins who were names “Male” and “Female”? The names were pronounced Mal-lee and Fe-mal-lee. Honest to God…

  7. I am no eugenicist, but some people seem to be too dumb to breed.

    My mom used to be an OB/GYN nurse, and has heard some stupid names for kids after their birth–like Vagina for a girl, and Urine and Purine for twin boys (pronounced Your-ine and Pure-ine).

  9. The best one was when I taught in an inner city school and we had a student named. Shi’thead It was back in the day when apostrophe’s didn’t show up on the computer printout so her record said Shithead Her name was pronounced Sheh theed…..

  10. Hehehehe… to f**king funny! Just don’t think about it too long or it will make you wonder what they hell we’ve done wrong… there goes the country for sure…

  11. I went to high school with the Knight girls: Tuesdi, Wednesdi, and Misti
    … I REALLY felt bad for them. The joke was that they didn’t know the day the third one was conceived, so they went with the weather.
    Why do people hate their children?

  12. Richard, I was thinking about that guy on the bus ride home today! What a coincidence. He was in California.

  16. We had a student that was enrolling for college and his only name as ‘Z’. That was it, no first name, no last name, just ‘Z’. However, our system wouldn’t support a singe name, so he became “Z Z”.

    (I know, I know, lucky kid, if his name had been “U” we would have used “U U” and he might have gone through life known as Dubya….)

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