ABC’s for seniors

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A’s for arthritis;
B’s the bad back,
C’s the chest pains,
Perhaps car-d-iac?

D is for dental decay and decline,
E is for eyesight, can’t read that top line!
F is for fissures and fluid retention
G is for gas which I’d rather not mention.

H  High blood pressure–I’d rather it low

I  for incisions with scars you can show.
J is for joints, out of socket, won’t mend,
K is for knees that crack when they bend.
L  for libido, what happened to sex?
M is for memory, I forget what comes next.
N  is neuralgia, in nerves way down low
O is for osteo, bones that don’t grow!
P for prescriptions, I have quite a few,
Just give me a pill, I’ll be good as new!
Q is for queasy, is it fatal or flu?
R   is for reflux, one meal turns to two..

S is for sleepless nights, counting my fears,
T is for Tinnitus, bells in my ears!
U is for urinary, troubles with flow;
V for vertigo, that’s ‘dizzy’, you know.

W for worry, NOW what’s going ’round?
X is for x-ray, and what might be found.
Y for another year I’m left here behind,
Z   is for zest I still have– in my mind.

Thanks Gene

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  2. (Lords of Acid – Abc’s)
    Oh how happy you will be once I teach you my ABC

    A is for asphyxiation you won’t catch your breath
    B is for the blindfold that keeps you dark as death
    C is for your cockroach that I squash beneath my shoe,
    while I watch you wiggle and laugh at you (ha ha)
    D is for my dildo that you will learn to blow
    E is for your enema, I control the flow
    F is for my flogger, I whip you so violent
    G is for the gag in place to keep your screaming silent
    H is for humiliation that you must bear
    I will imobilize you in my sexual lair
    J is for your jizzy, jerking tendency
    K for kisses
    L for love, and licks you offer me
    M is for the manacles imprisoned in your feet
    N is for your nelly little nimby so sweet
    O is for the O-rings holding you in place
    P is for the persperation dripping down your face
    Q is for the quirk I use to whip your eager ass
    R is for restraints to make the magic last
    S is for sweet suffering that only you will know
    T is for the torment that keeps you on the go
    U is for unbridaled lust that only I control,
    as I claim for my own your body, mind and soul
    V is for the vicious urge to struggle in vain,
    while I tease and tantalize you and eroticise your pain
    W is where the wily woman walks
    X is for excruciating X rated talk
    Y is your the yo yo I yank upon your string,
    watch you yell and holler with all the pleasure that it brings
    Z is for the zestfulness with which you will submit,

    Now I’ve taught you every letter so remember all of it!

    Twinkle twinkle little slut, now I spank your naughty butt
    Once I’ve warmed it you will cry, and I’ll wipe your teary eye
    Don’t forget the lessons learned or your rumpsticks will be burned.

    A-B-C you and me
    K-I-N-K spells S-E-X
    ABC’s of S-E-X
    F-U-N spells K-I-N-K

    Ba ba black sheep in my school,
    you’ll be shorn of all your wool,
    a lesson in submission another in pain,
    after graduation things will never be the same.
    You’ll become my grumbling fool,
    drowning in a puddle of your own drool.

    A-B-C you and me
    ABCDEFG
    HIJKLMNOP
    QRS
    TUV
    WX
    Y and Z
    Oh how happy I will be, once I teach you the kinky ABC
    A-B-C you and me
    A-B-C you and me
    A-B-C
    (A-B-C)

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