Women will under stand this! Men should memorize it!
Every woman knows that there are days when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his hands! This is a handy guide that should be carried like a driver’s license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, co-worker or significant other!
13 Things PMS Stands For:
1. Pass My Shotgun
2. Psychotic Mood Shift
3. Perpetual Munching Spree
4. Puffy Mid-Section
5. People Make me Sick
6. Provide Me with Sweets
7. Pardon My Sobbing
8. Pimples May Surface
9. Pass My Sweat pants
10. Pissy Mood Syndrome
11. Plainly; Men Suck
12.. Pack My Stuff
13. Potential Murder Suspect
Thanks Janet
Im in danger
Why do women have PMS?
So they can understand how men feel all the time.
(damn, I just gave away one of our secrets!)
Putting-up with Mens Shit
When I was a kid, I always thought it stood for “Pissed Mom Syndrome.”
Just remember that it is called “PMS” because “Mad Cow Disease” was already taken.
Why can’t women find a caring, loving, compassionate man?
Those men already have boyfriends. 🙂
14. Princess Mental Syndrome