Pros and cons of large breasts

Women with large breasts…

* can get a taxi on the worst days
* have men give them the best seats on a bus.
* have a neat place to carry spare change
* have always been the center of the arts (art)
* make jogging a spectator sport
* can keep a magazine dry while laying in the tub
* have more negotiating power (with men shorter than them)
* usually can find leftover popcorn after a movie
* can always carry a little extra cash
* always float better
* know where to look first for lost earrings
* rarely lack for a slow dance partner
* have a place to set their glasses when sitting in an armless recliner
* never have to buy a car with airbags
* have a place to carry a extra beer

Women with small breasts…

* don’t cause a traffic accident every time they bend over in public
* always look younger
* find that dribbled food makes it to the napkin on their lap
* can always see their toes and shoes
* can sleep on their stomachs
* have no trouble sliding behind the wheel of small cars
* know that people can read the entire message on their T-shirts
* know that everything more than a handful is wasted
* can come late to a theater and not disrupt an entire aisle
* can take aerobic class without running the risk of knocking themselves out
* never be accused of having implants.

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14 thoughts on “Pros and cons of large breasts”

  1. Richard,
    I just checked the spam folder and it went there. That happens every once in a while, but not very often. For the most part the spam filtering works very well. You wouldn’t believe all the crap it stops. Sorry bout that.

  2. “know that everything more than a handful is wasted”

    A girl wrote said that first or a guy married to a small breasted women

    “have no trouble sliding behind the wheel of small cars”

    Tell me about, when my girl is done with the car she has the seat back like a whole foot. What the hell? How her arms even that long?

  3. I usually never buy my own beer if I wear the right blouse, I can sometimes even get my friends beer bought for them too. First list, and I don’t get accused of having implants.

  4. I prefer to sleep on my stomach, with practice it can be done. I don’t float better, however.

    True about the airbags though. Was on the bus home a few weeks ago and the driver hit the brake hard and I went flying breast first. Broke my flying action, but I was more than a little pissed off!

    Oh, and they make a great place to store the house keys when going for a run.

  5. I stuck a pen in there today when carrying lots of stuff downstairs at work. I took the pen out, but it has since gone missing. 🙁 oh dear, I wonder who took it?

    I’ve had people try to take photos down my top, and I’ve had photo requests before 🙁

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