Is that an issue?

From a site called No First Date:

From: *******
Subject: Hi!
Sent Date: 9/9/2009 4:13:39 PM

Guy Hey! Whats up! I have never really done this before so I really dont know what to say! So what makes you different from all the others?

From: *******
Subject: RE:Hi!
Sent Date: 9/9/2009 4:19:58 PM

Girl I have a prosthetic leg.

From: *******
Subject: RE:RE:Hi!
Sent Date: 9/10/2009 1:20:50 PM

Guy Well thats ok. Are you from LA?

From: *******
Subject: RE:RE:RE:Hi!
Sent Date: 9/10/2009 4:22:05 PM

Girl I also have a glass eye. Is that an issue?

From: *******
Subject: RE:RE:RE:RE:Hi!
Sent Date: 9/11/2009 7:04:07 PM

Guy I don’t think it’s an issue. I honestly can’t even tell in your picture.

From: *******
Subject: RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:Hi!
Sent Date: 9/11/2009 10:33:22 PM

Girl I also have overactive sweat glands. I sweat more then a pregnant nun at confession. Just going from the couch to the kitchen makes me soaked. Since I sweat so much. I have to drink a ton of water to stay hydrated. Usually 2-3 gallons a day. If I drink any less, I’ll faint and that’s not fun. Last time I fainted I was driving my car and ended up plowing through a pre-school playground during recess. Fortunately no kids died, and only half a dozen or so had to be taken to the hospital for broken bones.

Anyways, is that an issue?

From: *******
Subject: RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:Hi!
Sent Date: 9/11/2009 11:00:47 PM

Guy Well I guess everyone needs to sweat right. So what’s your favorite tv show?

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Thanks Tim J

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