43 thoughts on “Sunday open mic”

  1. Great, except the weather decided to be 80 degrees with a high of Mosquitos here in San Vicente, MEXICO. I saw three mosquitos, killed one, and then there were four. Apparently mosquitos can mate and reproduce in the time it takes for me to clap my hands. 🙂

  2. Dan was attending his 4X4 club’s monthly meeting and had just told them he couldn’t make the upcoming camping trip because his wife wouldn’t let him go. After listening to the jeers and other derisive remarks from his fellow 4X4 friends Dan left to go back home to his wife.

    When Dan’s friends started arriving to set up camp the following day who should be there but Dan sitting up in front of his truck, tent up, fishing rod in hand, camp oven roast stewing away in a hot bed of coals.

    “How did ya talk your! wife into letting you go Dan?”

    “I didn’t have to” was Dan’s reply. “When I left the meeting I went home and slumped down in my chair with a beer to drown my sorrows. Then my wife snuck up behind me and covered my eyes and said, surprise..!!

    When I peeled her hands back she was standing there in a beautiful see through negligee and she said, “Carry me into the bedroom, tie me to the bed and you can do whatever you want…..”

    So Here I am….!

  3. bitsy,
    I had a post-and-run day today, had to go to work. I’d be delighted to join, please let me know how. Jonco, you’re welcome to share my email with bitsy if needed.
    Thanks!!

  4. Hi Bella – OK here too. Missed you this morning. We know how we are…but a lot of people here are more concerned about you.

    (If you need anything, just lean over the border fence and holler east. 🙂 )

  5. We love you right back Beautiful Bella!! A lot! XXXOOO DJ is right, you tell us what you need and we will make it happen!

  6. Hi Bitsy Honey. I will send you an update tomorrow. I hope you had a good weekend away.
    I’m sorry. I don’t mean to take open mike away…. sorry…oh what the h3ll…

  7. Bella – Did you watch any of the NFL games today? All of teams had bits and pieces of their uniforms done in pink to support cancer research. The color combos actually looked sharp.

  8. My rat terrier had two puppies Tuesday! one looks like her and is a male, and the other looks like the daddy and is a female! We are excited to be grandparents!

  9. This is the proof that we have become too dependent on our computers.

    Question:
    Are you Male, or female?

    To find out the answer, Look down….

    Look down, not scroll down!

  10. btw the site has changed since i have been here and I have to say, I LOVE the B&P banner with the wihi screw and nut! lol!

  11. Congrats TenderKiss! I love puppies too. My youngest one is 5 months old and h3ll on wheels. So much fun and laughter as they grow.
    Sorry Richard, my tv doesn’t get any channels that have sports on them, well almost. 🙂 I’ll check out CNN though for the highlights as that is wonderful to see all the support for Breast Cancer month. There is pink everywhere up here for it too.
    Too bad we couldn’t take AJ’s airplane and bomb the h3ll out of it.
    Stay Strong and Think Pink. 🙂

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