Remember that text you shouldn’t have sent last night? We do
Here are a few examples:
- (615): i’ve been called drunk 4 times today and it’s only 3pm
- (972): It’s sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack…I’m getting old
- (402): The walk of shame isn’t so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
- (502): All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
- (910): He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
- (972): I just named my vagina “The Boneyard”
(1-972): More like “Chia Pet” - (480): I texted her sayin “I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw” maybe hint to do the same
- (636): maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
- (937): I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
- (209): I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
- (970): She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
- (513): theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
- (850): I’m gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
- (214): I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow…by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you’re probably excited
(1-214): I think you mean your blister is filled with pus…atleast i hope - (843): At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
I love textsfromlastnight.com It is pure internet crack. It’s best if you check it after the weekend is over.
TFLN is the best thing that ever happened to the world. <3 Been my home page forever, it makes for a great giggle every time I pull up the internet.