Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?
Answer: “I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever,” –Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest.
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“Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can’t help but cry. I mean I’d love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff.” –Mariah Carey
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“Smoking kills. If you’re killed, you’ve lost a very important part of your life,” –Brooke Shields, during an interview to become Spokesperson for federal anti-smoking campaign.
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“I’ve never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body,” — Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward.
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“Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country,” –Mayor Marion Barry, Washington , DC .
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“I’m not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the president.” –Hillary Clinton commenting on the release of subpoenaed documents.
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“That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass, and I’m just the one to do it,” –A democratic congressional candidate in Texas .
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“Half this game is ninety percent mental.” –Philadelphia Phillies manager, Danny Ozark
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“It isn’t pollution that’s harming the environment. It’s the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.” –Al Gore, Vice President
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“I love California . I practically grew up in Phoenix.” –Dan Quayle
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“We’ve got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need?”–Lee Iacocca
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“The word ‘genius” isn’t applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.” –Joe Theisman, NFL football quarterback & sports analyst.
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“We don’t necessarily discriminate. We simply exclude certain types of people.” –Colonel Gerald Wellman, ROTC Instructor.
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“If we don’t succeed, we run the risk of failure.” –Bill Clinton, President
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“We are ready for an unforeseen event that may or may not occur.” –Al Gore, VP “““““““““““““““““`
“Traditionally, most of Australia ’s imports come from overseas.” –Keppel Enderbery
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“Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we received notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may reapply if there is a change in your circumstances.” –Department of Social Services, Greenville , South Carolina
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“If somebody has a bad heart, they can plug this jack in at night as they go to bed and it will monitor their heart throughout the night. And the next morning, when they wake up dead, there’ll be a record.” –Mark S. Fowler, FCC Chairman
I thought that the Danny Ozark quote was Yogi Berra.
Danny Ozark has a lot of yogi-esque malapropisms. the mariah carey one isn’t true however.
according to snopes, the al gore and the bill clinton ones were originated by humorists making up quotes that dan quayle might say… now they get attributed to the politician flavor of the month.
Dan Quayle shouldnt be on the list. You can fill a book of all the idiotic things he has said.
Heard on the TV news just last night – “Drowning leads to fatalities”…
There are quotes there that are wrongly attributed, in particular those attributed to Al Gore.
I don’t think the first quote is stupid, it shows she has faith. And why live forever if nobody else is going to? It would suck to watch your friends die over and over again.
Quote: ““It isn’t pollution that’s harming the environment. It’s the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.” –Al Gore, Vice President”
Get it right…that was Ronald Reagan who said this. Don’t you fact check anything? Or are you content to look like a douche in public?
^I sure hope I’m reading Dr. Donald As. Hole Duck wrong?
Dear Dr. Douche, This is an entertainment site. Lighten up.
Joe Theisman was talking about his neighbor, Norman, who was brilliant. He knew what he was saying, everyone else just assumes he was wrong.
The quote “It isn’t pollution that’s harming the environment. It’s the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.” should be attributed to Dan Quayle not Al Gore.