A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes, and a five iron wrapped tightly around His throat.
Naturally the doctor asked him, ” What happened to you ?”
” Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our balls into a cow pasture.”
“We went to look for them and while I was looking around I noticed one of the cows had something white at it’s rear end.”
” I walked over, lifted it’s tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife’s monogram on it – stuck right in the middle of the cow’s butt “
Still holding the cow’s tail up, I yelled to my wife, ” Hey, this looks like yours ! “
” I don’t remember much after that”.
Thanks Janet
Janet, great joke. If he had left his wife at home that would never have happened. Take your wife somewhere…twice the money, half the fun.(just kidding).