Signs your grandparents are still sexually active

# Pair of edible Depends found on bedroom floor.

# Lately, at night, they put their teeth in the same glass.

# Grandpa grabs his crotch and complains loudly of “denture-burn.”

# Not only do you hear the bed squeaking, but also joints.

# Granny found cuffed to her walker.

# Grandmother starts baking Viagra-chip cookies.

# Your “Grandma” is Anna Nicole Smith.

# You’ve just seen the photos in the “Beaver Hunt” section of Hustler.

# Grandma regularly looks at Grandpa’s crotch and claps twice.

# Kraft-matic Adjustable Bed set for “doggy style.”

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