A doctor working in an outback part of the country was visited by a old farmer with severe constipation. Being in a hurry, the doctor gave the poor old man some suppositories and sent him away with a scheduled checkup in three days. Three days passed and the old farmer arrived back at the doctor’s office.
“So how did those work for you?”, the doctor asked.
The old farmer, with a look of disgust replied: “Doctor! They tasted like shit; They stuck in my throat; and for as much good as they did me, I might as well have shoved them up my ass!”
A rather senile old lady went to her doctor complaining of draining and a feeling of fullness in her ear. After the examination, the doctor initiated a conversation that went as follows:
Doc: Why madam, I think you have a suppository in your ear.
Old Lady: eh??
Doc: Madam – You have a SUPPOSITORY in your EAR!
Old Lady: EH??
Doc: (shouting) –IN YOUR EAR! –A SUPPOSITORY!!!
Old Lady: Oh, thank goodness – now I know where I put my hearing aid!
A doctor working in an outback part of the country was visited by a old farmer with severe constipation. Being in a hurry, the doctor gave the poor old man some suppositories and sent him away with a scheduled checkup in three days. Three days passed and the old farmer arrived back at the doctor’s office.
“So how did those work for you?”, the doctor asked.
The old farmer, with a look of disgust replied: “Doctor! They tasted like shit; They stuck in my throat; and for as much good as they did me, I might as well have shoved them up my ass!”
A rather senile old lady went to her doctor complaining of draining and a feeling of fullness in her ear. After the examination, the doctor initiated a conversation that went as follows:
Doc: Why madam, I think you have a suppository in your ear.
Old Lady: eh??
Doc: Madam – You have a SUPPOSITORY in your EAR!
Old Lady: EH??
Doc: (shouting) –IN YOUR EAR! –A SUPPOSITORY!!!
Old Lady: Oh, thank goodness – now I know where I put my hearing aid!
Oh, those VA Medical Centers. What a wild and wacky group.