Who Knew???
1. To remove a bandage painlessly, saturate the bandage with vodka. The stuff dissolves adhesive.
2. To clean the caulking around bathtubs and showers, fill a trigger-spray bottle with vodka, spray the caulking, let set five minutes and wash clean. The alcohol in the vodka kills mold and mildew.
3. To clean your eyeglasses, simply wipe the lenses with a soft, clean cloth dampened with vodka. The alcohol in the vodka cleans the glass and kills germs.
4. Prolong the life of razors by filling a cup with vodka and letting your safety razor blade soak in the alcohol after shaving. The vodka disinfects the blade and prevents rusting.
5. Spray vodka on wine stains, scrub with a brush, and then blot dry.
6. Using a cotton ball, apply vodka to your face as an astringent to cleanse the skin and tighten pores.
7. Add a jigger of vodka to a 12-ounce bottle of shampoo. The alcohol cleanses the scalp,removes toxins from hair, and stimulates the growth of healthy hair.
8. Fill a sixteen-ounce trigger-spray bottle with vodka Image removed by sender and spray bees or wasps to kill them.
9 Pour one-half cup vodka and one-half cup water into a Ziploc freezer bag and freeze for a slushy, refreshing ice pack for aches, pain or black eyes.
10. Fill a clean, used mayonnaise jar with freshly packed lavender flowers, fill the jar with vodka, seal the lid tightly and set in the sun for three days. Strain liquid through a coffee filter, then apply the tincture to aches and pains.
11. To relieve a fever, use a washcloth to rub vodka on your chest and back as a liniment.
12. To cure foot odor, wash your feet with vodka.
13 Vodka will disinfect and alleviate a jellyfish sting.
14. Pour vodka over an area affected with poison ivy to remove the urushiol oil from your skin.
15. Swish a shot of vodka over an aching tooth. Allow your gums to absorb some of the alcohol to numb the pain.
And silly me! I’ve only been drinking the shit ! HUMMMMM
Thanks Gene
I was gonna try some of these, but I kept running out of vodka before I got to the suggestion.
16. make your own vanilla extract… throw a couple vanilla split vanilla beans in a small bottle with high proof vodka (higher the better), let sit in the back of the cupboard a couple 3 months.
it gets me wasted too fast
Just go totally stupid and be sure to use Grey Goose or Skyy.
heh grey goose….$$$$$
Just FYI, Mythbusters disproved most of these already. Don’t trust them.
You must Image removed by sender get through a serious Image removed by sender amount of vodka.
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actually, Mythbusters only did 1, 8, 12, 13, and 14. They said it did ok for bandages, though I’m suspicious that water would work just as well. it doesn’t really work as a bee killer, it does work for foot odor and jellyfish stings, and doesn’t do shit to urushiol oil.
Vodka is part of my daily regimen.When I shower I add a jigger of vodka to my shampoo(then I drink a jigger).After my shower I put a jigger of vodka on my feet to control odor(then I drink a jigger).Then I take my razor out of my cup of vodka,shave and then I down the cup!!!Not sure if any of these things work but after this routine…I don’t give a shit!
If you get the bees really drunk, they go out partying and can’t find their way home.
Also, if you find yourself married to the wrong person, soak your tongue in vodka all day and you won’t notice it as much.
Maffu – Have you been hanging around with isiah again?
Hahahaha! Oh Maffu. What the hell.
Maffu, Image removed by sender I dunno if everyone Image removed by sender got your comment.
Vodka is real expensive though. Try the same with white or methylated spirits (external non-medical uses only!)