18 thoughts on “For the Big Ass BBQ”

  1. It’s all fun and balloons until the saxophone playing gorilla comes to the nearest man, that man he starts poundin’ and hollerin’ and screamin’ and sometimes the saxophone playing gorilla goes away… but sometimes he wouldn’t go away. Sometimes that saxophone playing gorilla he looks right into ya. Right into your eyes. And, you know, the thing about a saxophone playing gorilla… he’s got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll’s eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn’t seem to be living… until he bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then… ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin’. The ocean turns red, and despite all the poundin’ and the hollerin’, they all come in and they… rip you to pieces. You know by the end of that first dawn, lost a hundred men. I don’t know how many saxophone playing gorillas, maybe a thousand…Sorry Isiah I couldn’t resist

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  2. Mike, I’m going to be honest: I have no idea what you’re trying to tell me. My new meds have made me functionally retarded.

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