12 thoughts on “When Smurfs retire”

  1. You know, it was kinda like old squares in the battle like you see in the calendar named “The Battle of Waterloo” and the idea was: retired smurf comes to the nearest man, that man he starts poundin’ and hollerin’ and screamin’ and sometimes the retired smurf go away… but sometimes he wouldn’t go away. Sometimes that retired smurf he looks right into ya. Right into your eyes. And, you know, the thing about a retired smurf… he’s got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll’s eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn’t seem to be living… until he bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then… ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin’. The ocean turns red, and despite all the poundin’ and the hollerin’, they all come in and they… rip you to pieces. You know by the end of that first dawn, lost a hundred men. I don’t know how many retired smurf, maybe a thousand.

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  2. Isiah–either wake up or stop taking your meds–or maybe get back on your meds?

    As for the picture: wasn’t he on Star Trek?

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  3. I thought it was from Animorphs, that old book series that was popular during the late 90’s. But then, I guess he’d have to have a horse body for his lower half…

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  4. Isiah! LOL! That’s Robert Shaw’s character in “Jaws” describing his time in the Navy.
    What’s funny is you’ve done this before. I start reading and then I realize where you’re going, really funny.

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