Weird online conversations….

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<i8b4uUnderground> d-_-b
<BonyNoMore> how u make that inverted b?
<BonyNoMore> wait
<BonyNoMore> never mind

<mage> what should I give sister for unzipping?
<Kevyn> Um. Ten bucks?
<mage> no I mean like, WinZip?

Rabidplaybunny87: Okay, so my neighbors officially hate me
GarbageStan23: why?
Rabidplaybunny87: Well, me, david and andrew were having a bonfire in the backyard, and we were making s’mores and all… and suddenly we here sirens, and see a firetruck turn into the street in front of us.
Rabidplaybunny87: So we all went running to see what was up, and our neigbor’s house was on fire!
GarbageStan23: oh shit!
Rabidplaybunny87: Yeah, and when we got there, the wife was crying into her husbands arms, and we were just kinda standing there, and then she saw us, and then like for 10 seconds, gave us the dirtiest look ever
Rabidplaybunny87: Turns out, we were still holding our sticks with marshmallows on it, watching the fire….
Rabidplaybunny87: talk about bad timing…

<death09>my girlfriend broke up with me and sent me pix of her and her new boyfriend in bed
<ktp753>ouch.
<death09>yeah.i sent them to her dad

<NES> lol
<NES> I download something from Napster
<NES> And the same guy I downloaded it from starts downloading it from me when I’m done
<NES> I message him and say “What are you doing? I just got that from you”
<NES> “getting my song back fucker”

<JonTG> Man, my penis is so big if I laid it out on a keyboard it’d go all the way from A to Z
<JonTG> wait, shit

<Night-hen-gayle> I gotta go.  There’s a dude next to me and he’s watching me type, which is sort of starting to creep me out.  Yes dude next to me, I mean you.

<Sonium> someone speak python here?
<lucky> HHHHHSSSSSHSSS
<lucky> SSSSS
<Sonium> the programming language

<VolteFace`> don’t you hate it when you shit on the floor, and you can hear it fall but you have no idea where it actually landed, and spend like 5 minutes looking for it
<peng> …
<peng> what?
<VolteFace`> oh shit
<VolteFace`> don’t you hate it when you DROP shit

<[TN]FBMachine> i got kicked out of barnes and noble once for moving all the bibles into the fiction section

<Sui88> 67% of girls are stupid
<V-girl> i belong with the other 13%

<@David> Yay I get laid today! Been a month…. needing it by now
<@Sony> ………..
<@Sony> TMI TMI TMI
<@David> Only a few hundred pounds but its better than nothing
<Malpine> Thanks for the info
<@David> eh?
<@David> damn i meant PAID
<@David> I get PAID today
<@David> dammit

And they go on and on

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7 thoughts on “Weird online conversations….”

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  2. I read in a forum somewhere someone begging for answers on how to make the strait vertical line: |
    No one would tell her. I sure didn’t.

  6. Man, my penis is so big if I laid it out on a keyboard it’d go all the way from A to Z
    wait, shit

    Man that cracked me up bad.

  7. Thanks for posting these, they are hilarious! Usually stuff like this is obviously made up, but these are great.
    don’t you hate it when you shit on the floor, and you can hear it fall but you have no idea where it actually landed, and spend like 5 minutes looking for it
    …
    what?
    oh shit
    don’t you hate it when you DROP shit

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