Better save that. We’ll need it for the autopsy.
Someone call the janitor – we’re going to need a mop.
Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness.
Bo! Bo! Come back with that! Bad Dog!
Wait a minute. If this is his spleen, then what’s that?
Hand me that…uh…that uh…..thingie.
Oh no! I just lost my Rolex.
Oops!
Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff before?
Damn, there go the lights again….
Ya know, there’s big money in kidneys. Hell, the guy’s got two of them.
What do you mean you want a divorce?
Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens!
Could you stop that thing from beating; it’s throwing my concentration off.
What’s this doing here?
I hate it when they’re missing stuff in here.
That’s cool! Now can you make his leg twitch?!
Well folks, this will be an experiment for all of us.
Sterile, schmerile. The floor’s clean, right?
OK, now take a picture from this angle. This is truly a freak of nature!
Nurse, did this patient sign the organ donation card?
Don’t worry. I think it is sharp enough.
FIRE! FIRE! Everyone get out!
Darn! Page 147 of the manual is missing!
I’m sure I heard at least one of those when I had part of a kidney removed in May !
Things you don’t want to hear during surgery?
Surely Anything at all should be at the top of the list. When someone is hacking into me I want to be asleep and blissfully unaware of anything that’s said.
I agree Maffu!!! I want the wonders of modern medicine to have knocked me out completely!!
I was having a tooth pulled one time and heard a snap and the dentist said “DAMN!”. Of course I asked “UUURRRHHHNN????”. He said “Oh, sorry, I broke my pliers.”
I was seeing my orthopedist for a follow-up after my knee surgery, and he asked me if I was having trouble with any other joints. I told him my sternum pops and he said, “Why the hell does it do that?!” I have a new orthopedist now.
I would sh*t if I lost my Rolex