A little girl runs out to the backyard where her father is working, and asks him, “Daddy, what’s sex?”
Her father sits her down, and tells her all about the birds and the bees. He tells her about conception, sexual intercourse, sperms and eggs. He goes on to tell her about puberty, menstruation, erections, wet-dreams…and he thinks, what the hell, and goes on to tell her the works.
He covers a wide and varied assortment of sub-topics and by the time he’s finished, his daughter is somewhat awestruck with this sudden influx of bizarre new knowledge. Her father finally asks, “So what did you want to know about sex for?”
“Oh, mommy said to tell you lunch would be ready in a couple of secs…”
DJ – That reminds me of the joke about the little boy who asked his dad “Where did I come from?” The father sat the boy down and gave him the same talk as in the above post. Dad then asked the boy why he asked about where he came from.
The boy said “Paul said that he was from Boca Raton and I wanted to know where I was from.”
A little girl runs out to the backyard where her father is working, and asks him, “Daddy, what’s sex?”
Her father sits her down, and tells her all about the birds and the bees. He tells her about conception, sexual intercourse, sperms and eggs. He goes on to tell her about puberty, menstruation, erections, wet-dreams…and he thinks, what the hell, and goes on to tell her the works.
He covers a wide and varied assortment of sub-topics and by the time he’s finished, his daughter is somewhat awestruck with this sudden influx of bizarre new knowledge. Her father finally asks, “So what did you want to know about sex for?”
“Oh, mommy said to tell you lunch would be ready in a couple of secs…”
DJ – That reminds me of the joke about the little boy who asked his dad “Where did I come from?” The father sat the boy down and gave him the same talk as in the above post. Dad then asked the boy why he asked about where he came from.
The boy said “Paul said that he was from Boca Raton and I wanted to know where I was from.”
Ohhhhh, so THAT’S where babies come from!
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!
poor kid now has to figure out what the EXTRA stands for.
Extra Virgin: When a girl is like super-frigid and seduction is a complete waste of time. Example: an ex-gf of mine.