What’s it like to have a penis? I get asked that a lot, and not always by women.
There’s no single answer. My relationship with my dangling self, like all healthy relationships, has evolved over time. We have grown and changed together, staying up late, swapping stories.
I must say it is undeniably fun to have a penis. It’s like walking around with your own amusement park ride.
I must admit, if I woke up with a penis, no one would see me or hear from me for a while…
One of the lesser known problems with having a penis is when it hangs out below the hem of your bermuda shorts…Right, infi?
The long distance pees are fun, except when aiming for the electric fence.
I hear you Kate! I do wonder about what happens when you guys run. I guess it depends on if you are a boxers or briefs man. Hmm…
It would also be really nice if, when I’m out on one of my little adventures, I didn’t have to find a place to squat… Plus, I don’t exactly carry TP with me. Man, you guys have it easy.
there great! Require a lot less maintenance then the more primitive model. Awww the joy of destroying a urinal cake with high velocity body fluids, a joy no women would ever know 🙂
yea Richard that can be a problem and of course when it gets hard at other times in busy places
The inconvenient bulges. Seriously embaressing. Oh, and definately the pain. Oh, one never forgets the pain. And the demands of that thing. “Hey, let’s have sex with her. See, I’m ready, are you?”
Or ripping open a discarded cigarette butt.