With his mortgage plunging underwater he needed a bailout, but instead he sternly leaned toward listing his home. (that one might take some extra thought, if it even makes sense)
His house is so small, he’s looking for a place with moor room.
He better slow down or he’ll wake the whole house.
His mortgage has a floating rate.
The robber allegedly barged in the house.
It’s cold in here. Do you feel a draft?
With sadness he left his home behind, but he loved the fireplace and it tugged at his hearth.
With his mortgage plunging underwater he needed a bailout, but instead he sternly leaned toward listing his home.
(that one might take some extra thought, if it even makes sense)
“How to avoid the IRS” idea # 17
That an honor doing a 7 pun sloop.
and I just thot it was a redneck houseboat…