I was in a bar yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to break wind.
The music was really, really loud, so I timed my farts with the beat.
After a couple of songs, I started to feel better.
I finished my beer and noticed that everybody was staring at me.
Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.
Songs to fart to:
Classical Gas
Satisfaction
Light My Fire
Coming Undone
Paralyzer
Smells Like Teen Spirit
Wipe Out
And – All Apologies
(I fixed it for you Richard)
Jonco – If you were a female, I’d kiss you.
I’m kinda glad I’m a guy right now….. but thanks.
Can’t believe you missed this one Richard, That Smell.
I did not want to list all of the good ones. You gotta leave something for others.