You know, it was kinda like old squares in the battle like you see in the calendar named “The Battle of Waterloo” and the idea was: oriental comes to the nearest man, that man he starts poundin’ and hollerin’ and screamin’ and sometimes the oriental go away… but sometimes he wouldn’t go away. Sometimes those oriental looks right into ya. Right into your eyes. And, you know, the thing about a oriental… he’s got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll’s eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn’t seem to be living… until he bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then… ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin’. The ocean turns red, and despite all the poundin’ and the hollerin’, they all come in and they… rip you to pieces. You know by the end of that first dawn, lost a hundred men. I don’t know how many orientals, maybe a thousand. I know how many men, they averaged six an hour.
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Scott – This wasn’t your doing, I hope.
No, but I wonder if the wanton kid made chow-chow mein.
Jonco, that’s so racist!!!!
And that’s what makes it so freakin hilarious!
You know, it was kinda like old squares in the battle like you see in the calendar named “The Battle of Waterloo” and the idea was: oriental comes to the nearest man, that man he starts poundin’ and hollerin’ and screamin’ and sometimes the oriental go away… but sometimes he wouldn’t go away. Sometimes those oriental looks right into ya. Right into your eyes. And, you know, the thing about a oriental… he’s got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll’s eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn’t seem to be living… until he bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then… ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin’. The ocean turns red, and despite all the poundin’ and the hollerin’, they all come in and they… rip you to pieces. You know by the end of that first dawn, lost a hundred men. I don’t know how many orientals, maybe a thousand. I know how many men, they averaged six an hour.
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