77 thoughts on “If you could go back in time….”

  4. ancient Egypt and meet Nefertiti who was supposed to be the most beautiful woman ever,and marry/bang her

  6. I would go back to the 1780’s and explain to the writers of the U.S. Constitution that they need to be more specific in drafting some of the articles and amendments.

    Or maybe I’d just go back to the first time that I had the chance to “score” and chickened out…

  13. I would go back and tell my younger self to be more patient with my old dog in his later years. Cleaning up a little mess was worth the extra time and I never realized it.

  14. I’d go back to January 2nd, 2004 (the day before my dad fell ill and was hospitalized on life support until he died in February) and tell him just how much I really loved him. I’d look him in the eyes and tell him that. He wasn’t around when I was small and then when he came back, he was an alcoholic and I was so angry with him for so many years. then, he turned his life around and I learned to love him so much but I don’t know if he ever truly realized it. It brings me to tears now when I think that I missed my chance to tell him something so damn simple. I’m crying now, dammit.

  15. “then he turned his life around and I learned to love him so much but I don’t know if he ever truly realized it.”

    Lynn…After the broken relationship you had with him, then to be able to say that^?
    He realized it.

  19. back to 1984 gotta meet Eddie Van Halen before he turned into Skeletor. Wait are he and Madonna related? They’re starting to resemble one another.

  20. Tehobu, Wobbly Headed Dan And Lynne…I have the same regrets. I miss my Mum every single day. She truly was my best friend. W.H.D. your dog knew that you loved him, and Lynne, so did your Dad. We can’t turn back the hands of time but we can sure look forward to tomorrow.

    BTW Mikey F., Thanks and What are You doing tomorrow??? Smushie Kisses. Bella.

    D@mn it Lynne, now I’m crying. If I could turn back the hands of time….It would be the 70’s.

    Sex, Drugs and Rock ‘n Roll. Party till you puke with your clothes off and a flower in my hair.

  21. 1966 so I wouldn’t marry my first wife. Or 1984 so I wouldn’t marry my second wife. But # 3 is a jewel.

  23. Well DJ, real life is not so exciting. By the time you work all your life, raise the kids, pay the bills, look after the pets, yada, yada, yada…..

    It’s only a fantasy….

  26. Wow, I’m fortunate enough to not have lost anyone close to me–yet. I would have loved to have met my dad’s dad, though. He sounded like the coolest person ever. I don’t know if you guys believe in the supernatural or anything, but it’s a big thing in my family. I’ve spoken to him that way a few times and it’s always very emotional. My family is the best.

  27. Oh, so many things I would change in my life.
    I think the most important thing would be going back to 1970 & “decidedly” not meet my future first wife. (What a train wreck THAT was for 14 years!)
    Instead, I’d spend all my time looking for my present wife.

  28. 1974 when my grandmother passed. I was in college and found out about it 2 days after she was buried. Crap, so many of these posts are so sad that I’m….never mind.

  29. I’m torn between two decisions.

    A) Go back to when google was just a small company in a no name town and invest all my money in it. There was a time, seriously. Everyone who lives in that town now are like multi-millionairs, cause they all invested in Google when it was just the guy up the street who owned it.

    Or

    B) Go back and talk to Einstein. I would become friends with him and talk to him as much as I freaking could. That man was a genius. This is a man who said there were 11 dimensions. I can name 4. Forward/backward, Left/right, Up/down, and Future/past. He made equations about how the universe worked that were an inch long, the most famous being e=mc^2. I’ll resist the urge to rant about what that means. XD The man is awesome though.

  30. I’ve given this some thought over the years and I’ve decided that I wouldn’t venture further back than the discovery of anaesthesia (just in case). My list tends to include artistic types:

    Lucie Rie, Bernard Leach, Galileo (too far back!), Michelangelo (ditto) … but if this a round-trip ticket, I could relax my primary condition, however, keeping with the original parameters:

    James Joyce, Samuel Beckett, Jack Kerouac, …, Ezra Pound! (yeah!)

    Moving outside the parameters: Confucius, Lao-tze, Buddha, and why not Jesus? Mohammad? They might be cool … although they probably wouldn’t share a beer or two, even if I brought it along.

    Paul Soldner, John Dos Passos, Edgar Degas, Winslow Homer.

    So many folks, so little time! I can’t even narrow it down to a single category. Where do I get my ticket?? I’m ready to go!

    Tom.

  32. I would go back to april and tell myself not to go to Indiana where I am now and just did worse in a robotics competition than the team has done since at least 2003.

  33. I’ll be totally cliche and say that I would go back to the days when Hitler was still just a rabble-rouser and kill him.

  35. I would love to go back and meet my mother when she was still very young. She was 39 when she had me, and even though always beautiful to me, I would love to have seen her when she was young and full of life, and on the brink of all things to come. Miss you & love you Mom!!

  37. I’d go back to, quite a few times and places:

    1st: to stop a few high ranking people from getting killed. JFK is right up there, top of the “to be saved ASAP” list
    2nd: to meet Vlad the Impaler and give him a few tips :))) (pun intended)
    3rd: to meet with Hitler and show him the error of his methods. The logistics behind making all those bodies vanish, must have been the reason he lost the war. Those trucks can carry ammo and troops, instead of dead bodies.
    4th: to be there, when the pyramids where made. The modern egyptian says the people who built them, were volunteers, not slaves. Would YOU volunteer to work at the pyramid after a hard day of work in the fields, or in the armoury or anywhere? Me neither.

  38. I’d go back to the ’70s so I could meet Bella while she’s partying naked with a flower in her hair. Rrrrrrrrrr!

  39. Here’s a thought for you – We all think about things that we could have done then… What about what we could do NOW that will impact us (and others) the rest of our (and their)lives? Perhaps we should tell someone that we love them…NOW! Perhaps we should restore that broken relationship… NOW! Perhaps we should call up our loser boyfriend/girlfriend and break up with them… NOW… before we spend the next 15 years in a toxic relationship. Perhaps I should get the F@#K off this stupid computer and tell my kids that I love them! Maybe we should concentrate on the things that we CAN change rather than the things that we SHOULD HAVE changed. Well back to World of Warcraft for another 5 hours……

  42. I spent the whole day today with my mom today, I could have been dusting or doing yard work, but that stuff will be there, unfortunately. I’m glad I still have her, and I spend as much time with her as I can, while I still can. I’m very greatful to still have her, she had open heart surgery earlier this year so I do count myself very lucky every day.

  44. Yesterday is HISTORY
    Tomorrow is a MYSTERY
    Today is a GIFT
    That’s why it’s called the ‘PRESENT’

    You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.

    Don’t wait for some magic gift. Share what you are, dare to be vulnerable, and you will find people who count you among their closest friends.

  45. thanks Miss Silver thats some first class boo-tay for sure,DAYUM I love a babe sending me hot pics ,thats hot

  47. So many choices. I don’t have the family wishes. They were all assholes and can rot in peace.
    Maybe I’d go back and make sure I knew that sooner and not have wasted so much effort on trying to make them happy.

    Or go back to a historic date/person… I think I’d want to do something sensational, kill someone that would have changed history (for the bad).

    That was then, this is now though. Maybe there’s someone now I could kill! It’s all so T2.

  50. I’d go back to early October 1975 and punch my Dad in the face for the life he was about to give me.

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