Camera in hand, she was poised to capture a close encounter with a crocodile. But no one at the river cruise booking office warned her it might be this close.
The previously inert reptile suddenly shot from the river and snapped its jaws shut inches from the tourist’s face, before disappearing back into the murky depths.
The woman’s extraordinary brush with death came during a cruise up the Tempisque River in an area of Costa Rica popular with British tourists.
Wild animals. Won’t they ever learn to behave?
I bet she sh*t her pants
I’m betting that there is a pucker hole in the seat.
Just because you have a camera doesn’t mean they won’t kill you.
Hey. Wait a minute. Wasn’t there somebody in the seat next to her just a second ago?
I think this happens every 7 minutes on the Jungle Cruise at Disney World.
DJ – I think this one is the real deal. I like your avatar. “Fecal Accident”, also known as “Sh1t Happens.”