Jeez I thought I was standin in front of a mirror.
If your erection lasts more than four hours, see a doctor.
Sorry to hear that DJ, my mirror has softballs. No, make that bowling balls.
Acorvid – you forgot to finish the sentence:
“…and thank him.”
now that’s a woodie
batter up!
As Teddy Roosevelt said, “Speak softly and carry a big dick, er stick.”
For sprung training.
That vasectomy has some nasty stitches.
Oh, men!!! Batter, Batter, butter, butter.
Amazing what a nice piece of ash can do.
Keep your glove at home, my balls are safe.
Scott, no kidding. Years ago my uncle said he had some ash for me to turn into bats. We had dinner with them one night, and I asked where is that piece of ash you promised me? My Aunt spit food across the table. A lathe relaxes me.
KLAW, you don’t need a lathe, you can get this at Dick’s Sporting Goods. Stop by and if you like it the sales lady will hold it for you until you come again. Just don’t stiff her without paying.
I like your style.
Does it work in OK.
Workin’ okay? Of course, I got to third base with the sales lady.
Nice hit.
But that was before I got married. Hope my wife doesn’t read this blog.
You got married???…….Twice the money, half the fun! 🙂
Jeez I thought I was standin in front of a mirror.
If your erection lasts more than four hours, see a doctor.
Sorry to hear that DJ, my mirror has softballs. No, make that bowling balls.
Acorvid – you forgot to finish the sentence:
“…and thank him.”
now that’s a woodie
batter up!
As Teddy Roosevelt said, “Speak softly and carry a big dick, er stick.”
For sprung training.
That vasectomy has some nasty stitches.
Oh, men!!! Batter, Batter, butter, butter.
Amazing what a nice piece of ash can do.
Keep your glove at home, my balls are safe.
Scott, no kidding. Years ago my uncle said he had some ash for me to turn into bats. We had dinner with them one night, and I asked where is that piece of ash you promised me? My Aunt spit food across the table. A lathe relaxes me.
KLAW, you don’t need a lathe, you can get this at Dick’s Sporting Goods. Stop by and if you like it the sales lady will hold it for you until you come again. Just don’t stiff her without paying.
I like your style.
Does it work in OK.
Workin’ okay? Of course, I got to third base with the sales lady.
Nice hit.
But that was before I got married. Hope my wife doesn’t read this blog.
You got married???…….Twice the money, half the fun! 🙂
Old Hickory may be dead, but not forgotten.
someone should send this to http://www.itsacock.com 😀