A guy with two black eyes walks into church one Sunday. The priest notices him and is very concerned.
“What happened, my child?”
“I was singing in the choir, Father, and I noticed that the girl in front of me had a wedgie. So I pulled it out, and she punched me in the eye.”
“Okay. But how did you get the other black eye?”
“Well, I thought I’d done something wrong. So I put her wedgie back.”
that is soo cool
Can you wear them inside out to hide the skid marks?
What, no “order in the next 30 minutes and get a second pair free, only pay a modest shipping charge”?
I accidently put on my wife’s one time, it was so embarrassing.
DJ, what color are Kate’s?
Scott: That is precisely what I’d like to know.
Maybe she doesn’t wear any. They give nasty wedgies.
I really think I could help her with that.
Reminds me of a joke:
A guy with two black eyes walks into church one Sunday. The priest notices him and is very concerned.
“What happened, my child?”
“I was singing in the choir, Father, and I noticed that the girl in front of me had a wedgie. So I pulled it out, and she punched me in the eye.”
“Okay. But how did you get the other black eye?”
“Well, I thought I’d done something wrong. So I put her wedgie back.”
Just wait’ll we get our Hands on you.
She comes and goes so quickly.
DJ – I guess that it does remind you of a joke. Refer to the “open Mic” at 2:03 p.m. today. Beat you to it, dude!
Hahahaha Richard!!! I knew I heard it somewhere in my life!!! Didn’t realize it was 6 hours ago!!!
Man this ADD is a real b1tch!! Every day everything is brand new again!!