An old cowboy sat down at the bar and ordered a drink. As he sat sipping his drink, a young woman sat down next to him. She turned to the cowboy and asked, “Are you a real cowboy?”
He replied, “Well, I’ve spent my whole life, breaking colts, working cows, going to rodeos, fixing fences, pulling calves, bailing hay, doctoring calves, cleaning my barn, fixing flats, working on tractors, and feeding my dogs, so I guess I am a cowboy.”
She said, “I’m a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women. When I shower, I think about women. When I watch TV, I think about women. I even think about women when I eat. It seems that everything makes me think of women.” The two sat sipping in silence.
A little while later, a man sat down on the other side of the old cowboy and asked, “Are you a real cowboy?”
He replied, “I always thought I was, but I just found out I’m a lesbian.”
Ok…I now officially feel like a stalker.
In my posts yesterday, I mentioned chasing down a Mercury with Missouri tags because the guy looked like Jonco’s pic (I pulled away quickly before he could get my tag). This morning, I decided I couldn’t let that effort go to waste so I tracked Jonco down based on his posts. I figure if he’s going to travel hundreds of miles through a deluge, I should at least try to meet him face to face. So, I found him walking out to his bike and met him and his darling companion.
It was great to finally meet ya’ll (that’s Tennessee for you’uns or youse guys). Hope the trip turns out to be better today than yesterday’s foibles. Again, thanks for hosting this thing and putting up with all of us.
Good morning, gentlemen. That’s too funny, Revy!! I would be tempted to find him too if he was in my neck of the woods, wearing my new B & P T-shirt purchased by KLAW. LOL.
OK, I’ve been posting for a while and I need to know: How do you regulars get them there fancy avatars for your postings. I hate to keep looking like a fresh noob but I don’t know how to post with an avatar here.
I found the problem. It’s gravAtar not gravtar. Hopefully I should have a bitchin avatar for my next post. Next time I’ll just stick with asking you for porn sites Infi! Thanks!
“Sent me a copy”
KLAW,If that was at me,,,I have most of my drawings on a web site. I don’t how to post a link here but if you wish to C&P here the address= http://tehobu.deviantart.com/
The drawings are copyrighted, but you have my permission to copy for your own use.
You got me there, Richard. It could be bendies and the only way I could do that is if I had 20 beers and my feet were crazy glued to the floor, which neither will happen. LOL.
Jonco forgot to put anyone in charge. Some one assume command. History awaits! On a unrelated note I think JohnC is trying to take the title of most insane person here from me.
It truly appears that he is giving you a run for your money, isiah. Doesn’t seem like the gentleman sleeps, either. You’ll still be the most insane sweetie in my eyes, isiah.
I’m still in Nashville, so you’re on your own today. 
Hi everybody
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An old cowboy sat down at the bar and ordered a drink. As he sat sipping his drink, a young woman sat down next to him. She turned to the cowboy and asked, “Are you a real cowboy?”
He replied, “Well, I’ve spent my whole life, breaking colts, working cows, going to rodeos, fixing fences, pulling calves, bailing hay, doctoring calves, cleaning my barn, fixing flats, working on tractors, and feeding my dogs, so I guess I am a cowboy.”
She said, “I’m a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women. When I shower, I think about women. When I watch TV, I think about women. I even think about women when I eat. It seems that everything makes me think of women.” The two sat sipping in silence.
A little while later, a man sat down on the other side of the old cowboy and asked, “Are you a real cowboy?”
He replied, “I always thought I was, but I just found out I’m a lesbian.”
Ok…I now officially feel like a stalker.
In my posts yesterday, I mentioned chasing down a Mercury with Missouri tags because the guy looked like Jonco’s pic (I pulled away quickly before he could get my tag). This morning, I decided I couldn’t let that effort go to waste so I tracked Jonco down based on his posts. I figure if he’s going to travel hundreds of miles through a deluge, I should at least try to meet him face to face. So, I found him walking out to his bike and met him and his darling companion.
It was great to finally meet ya’ll (that’s Tennessee for you’uns or youse guys). Hope the trip turns out to be better today than yesterday’s foibles. Again, thanks for hosting this thing and putting up with all of us.
Morning, Infi.
DAYUM thats really weird that you found him,Im really impressed
Well, it wasn’t really that difficult; there are only about 620,000 residents in Nashville. All I had to do was look for the visitors.
620,000? DAYUM thats still a lot of people
Good morning, gentlemen. That’s too funny, Revy!! I would be tempted to find him too if he was in my neck of the woods, wearing my new B & P T-shirt purchased by KLAW. LOL.
Hi Bella me and Bitsy are on over at gmail come on over you too rev
Ok, infi. I’ll see you there.
Good job Rev! I am impressed with your sleuthing skills!
OK, I’ve been posting for a while and I need to know: How do you regulars get them there fancy avatars for your postings. I hate to keep looking like a fresh noob but I don’t know how to post with an avatar here.
Ok, I’m logged into gmail as revrick315 but I don’t know anyone else’s id’s. If you want to invite me, go for it.
ON it Rev!
just go to en.gravtar.com and sign up the load pics from your computer
Can I trust you Infi? That’s not going to send me to a porn site is it?
no ,not this time
Infi – I logged on to en.gravtar.com but it appears just to be a link site for other web sites. Am I doing something wrong.
try to google avatar
Try this Scott. There is a link after the second paragraph thing.
http://en.gravatar.com/
I found the problem. It’s gravAtar not gravtar. Hopefully I should have a bitchin avatar for my next post. Next time I’ll just stick with asking you for porn sites Infi! Thanks!
Thanks Bitscared. got your post after my last post so just ignore it.
ok I can give you some of the hottest girls on the web
Thanks Scott for the fancy avatars question.I was wondering that myself. I follow the links,now see if it works.
well I see it anyway.if anyone else do,,,,,who do I look like?
OK. Lets try this! Infi – I can already find the hottest girls on the web. How about the hottest girls in my neighborhood?
ok send them to me
Woo Hoo! It works! Thanks Infi! Thanks Bitsy! Sorry for using up all of the exclamation points! Let me know if you need to borrow some!
yes I want all of them…the girls I mean in your neighborhood
Tehobu…John Lennon??
(Another) Scott…try again!!!!!!!!!!
Way too small man, what the heck is it?
Patting self on back,,,KLAW you passed my ego test , that is from a drawing I drew of John a few years ago .
Cool, great job!
Send me a copy, that would be a nice addition to my bar.
Tehobu, that is an awesome drawing. Great detail.
Looks like two blokes and a car (Another) Scott. One on the bonnet and one waving out the window. Am I right?
Is this better Claw? Picky, picky!
At last, I got my avatar to load properly. I’ve been trying for weeks ever since I found another Richard in here.
“Sent me a copy”
KLAW,If that was at me,,,I have most of my drawings on a web site. I don’t how to post a link here but if you wish to C&P here the address=
http://tehobu.deviantart.com/
The drawings are copyrighted, but you have my permission to copy for your own use.
Another Bendy, Richard??
Bella, I was thinking of you when I selected it. If infi can go with bazooms, then I am going with bendys…or is that bendies?
I lost my ‘Know’.Anyway, I see linking here is for dummies also.
You got me there, Richard. It could be bendies and the only way I could do that is if I had 20 beers and my feet were crazy glued to the floor, which neither will happen. LOL.
I will give you a know, cool site man, thank you.
Jonco forgot to put anyone in charge. Some one assume command. History awaits! On a unrelated note I think JohnC is trying to take the title of most insane person here from me.
It truly appears that he is giving you a run for your money, isiah. Doesn’t seem like the gentleman sleeps, either. You’ll still be the most insane sweetie in my eyes, isiah.
I thought everyone from Missouri was insane.dunno.
I am from Buffalo, New York. The heart attack capital of the world.
Uh oh, looks like rain moving into STL. Jonco may be a bit soggy by the time he gets home.
I have been to Buffalo, nice town. 🙂