We’re off on a ride to Nashville Tennessee this weekend. Nashville is a little over 300 miles from here. Riding time is 5–6 hours in good weather. We might miss the rain going down there, but I think we’re going to get wet coming home tomorrow.
Open Mic Saturday.
Talk about whatever you want today.
Well, this is truly a strange open mike, it is…..
Yes to that Bella, I usually just sat back and read the funny stuff here. Can’t believe I’m commenting.
Classmates.com. Sh1t. All the tenderonies I went to school with are gone. My grad class on that d@mn website if filled with fat old widows lookin for a sucker with a still-functioning chubber and a bank account to plunder.
Bella,
I completely agree, and I will take full responsibility, since this is the most active I have been in this particular forum, and it appears I have sent everyone off to other endeavors. Or, since it’s Saturday night here, maybe everyone else has a real life and I’m the only lonely person sitting at home on the computer. (No, I don’t live with my mommy in her basement!!)
I’ve met some pretty wonderful people thru this site, Tehobu (Ted) (including Jonco, hahahaha) and it can be a lot of fun. I get cranky once in a while but if everyone lightens up and just puts in the humor, it is a lot of fun.
Hi Deej. How ya doing?
BTW – I’ve been invited out for coffee with someone I graduated with. Very hot back then. Divorced 24 years ago. Says she remembers me as fun. (I don’t think she would even look at me back then…But now I’m fun. All the rest of my other male classmates must be dead.)
Should I go?
Oh Paul!!! You have desecrated all that is holy in barbecue! It is one thing to dis Memphis barbecue, but to blaspheme Carolina pulled pork is beyond all unholiness! Will you liberals never stop tearing down all that is good, just, righteous and holy? I mourne for our country. Truly this lack of respect for barbecue is a sign of the apocalypse!
Just be careful DJ, but you’ll never know if you don’t give it a try. Soulmate????
Paul in Boca, I’m sitting on the computer all by myself too, but it’s my own house.
It’s all fine. Let’s just not talk political, I don’t understand it too well.
Hi Bella – I’m as ok as I ever get anymore. Hi P in B – You’ve received “the gift of the gab” as the Irish say. That’s good…sorta! 🙂 Hi Tehobu – Don’t think I caught your location. Northern Ohio here.
Don’t worry Bella. American politics is easy when you break it down:
Conservative = Good
Liberal = Bad
Hope that clears up our system for you!
Almost an overload!
DJ: Yes, absolutely go, you have nothing to lose. Catching up with people back in the day will stimulate memories, feelings, attitudes, and probably other stuff I can’t articulate at the moment.
(Another) Scott: What, pray tell, allows you to call me a liberal? 🙂 We could all go on for years about BBQ, and whatever we believe is correct. I hate it, you love it? Fine. Except only one time in my life have I tasted food that caused me to spit as if I had just siphoned gas from a gas tank, and that was….eastern NC bbq!
Bella, I’m not in a house, I’m in my condo in Boca. (Please see my earlier comment about Boca residents.) Plus, there is one major correction to (Another) Scott’s post:
Conservative = really bad, Liberal = extremely good.
(Another) Scott, there, I fixed it for you!!
Geez P in B — You’re gonna be a tough one to convert…dunno.
“Hi Tehobu – Don’t think I caught your location”
Just south west of Nashville Tn. (in middle of nowhere)
Sounds familiar…I think I did catch it earlier…Molson’s #3 has kicked in I guess. I drink Molsons Ice in memory of Bella’s igloo.
“Northern Ohio here.”
Had an old army buddy that said he was from Hamersville Ohio. I laughed thinking he was kidding and it made him mad.
DJ, go for the coffee. Don’t forget your condom young man.
I’ve been drinkin and I kinda followed that PinB. That’s scarey!
DJ, convert to what??
KLAW. kudos again for RP
Hamersville. Never heard of it. No wonder; just looked it up on Wiki…it’s at the other end of the state, down on the Ohio River east of Cincy…500 people, 0.4 sq miles. I’m ok if you laugh at Ohio, I laugh about it myself. Don’t even bring up baseball at this end of the state. Please. Not a laughing matter.
Molson’s #3, you da man Deej. Good Canuck swill. I’m from Prince George, British Columbia, Canada. And we ain’t so bad, us Canucks. Don’t take a condom DJ, just your senses. Women can be deceiving b1tches.
“Don’t forget your condom ”
Gee,you don’t think they will have sugar and cream there?
Oh I think you know P in B. Why fight it…walk toward the light…
Jonoc…Are you homne already??? Wha happened?
Hi, Jonco. Are you having a good time?
;( went back and reread,,,thought you said condiments
Jonco,
Welcomed to your roost. Me, to, drinking, a couple of Miller High Lifes and some Allan Scott Sauvignon Blanc from Marlborough, New Zealand. Can you tell what, in my 7:23 post (which is what I think you referred to when you checked in) is true?
ROTF Ted, that’s tooo funny!!! ;(
Yeah Bella, don’t know if Im’ ready for females yet. Too soon still. I am really intent on becomeing a hermit. I find all the women I need right here on B&P. Well, and others…
And why’s she divorced for 24 years? If nobody grabbed her inall that time, you know? She doesn’t want coffee….
I don’t know, maybe she just need s a cup of coffee. But they sell coffee makers you know. make her own damm coffee.
Deceiving bitches is putting it mildly.
Tehobu – I dont need no stinkin condom mints. I like my coffee like I like my women.
Sheesh, DJ,
Walk to the light? do you mean the one from the Oscar Meyer post a couple of days ago? And you just told Bella (you’re) “not ready for females yet”? I know we are on opposite sides of the political fence, but…..
Go for it DJ, all women are not the same. So you grab a cup of joe and get a roll in the sack to go.
It’s confusing DJ and I will try to explain. Either she hasn’t met Mr. Right and doesn’t want to waste her time on anything less or she is Broomhilda and the dogs don’t even want to bury her. You will never know until you take a chance and go for a coffee. One coffee, what’s that, a buck or two. Then go from there.
KLAW, I get the feeling you’re ignoring me…did I hurt your feelings?
“like I like my women.”
Which way?
1. Hot
2. Strong
3. Black
3. Creamed
4. Extra Large
5. Colombian
6. Cold and Bitter
7. Strapped to the side of a donkey
or
8. Ground up and in the freezer
Good advice, unless they go to Starbuckaroos.
LOL again @ Tehobu, you should have been on here a long time ago. Really funny!!!!
Yes. Just like that.
Tehobu,
Any combination of 1, 2, 3, or 5. Been there and done that with 4 and 6, don’t need that any more in my life.
8, not so sure: would that be grilled, and maybe taste like a burger?
“Cream in your coffee?”
“No thanks I just did.”
P n B, you did not hurt my feelings. Get that idea out of your head.
Remember the astronaut in the diaper driving to Florida? http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,531560,00.html?mrp
I’ve got the body of an 18 year old.
I keep it in the freezer.
Paul – I just figured out the reason for your barbecue anger. You had to deal with George as prez and Jeb as Governor AT THE SAME TIME! (at least I assume by Boca, you mean Boca Raton FL). Don’t let it get you down. When I lived in New York, I had to deal with Bill as Prez, then Hil as Senator. Of course it wasn’t at the same time, but it just dragged the pain out! Now you know why I moved out of New York!
KLAW, The Court of the Crimson King. Does it bring back any memories for you?
And now a little something for all you attorneys out there.
Q. What’s brown and looks good on a lawyer?
A. A pit bull.
Q. Why don’t sharks attack lawyers?
A. Professional courtesy.
KLAW – If you can’t be a good example, then you’ll just have to be a horrible warning.
I see you have RP on, good boy.
(Another) Scott – You are right. Boca Raton FL. and we did have to deal with Dumb and Dumber for a while. But no matter how distasteful the Bush brothers were/are, that had nothing to do with my bbq rants. Those rants were strictly based on the taste of vinegar on pork. Kind of like sewage on your gf, if you know what I mean!
What’s the difference between a dead skunk and a dead attorney on the highway? There are skid marks in front of the skunk.