Donald Duck and Daisy Duck were spending the night together in a hotel room and Donald wanted to have sex with Daisy.
The first thing Daisy asked was, ‘Do you have a condom?’
Donald frowned and said, ‘No.’
Daisy told Donald that if he didn’t get a condom, they could not have sex.
‘Maybe they sell them at the front desk,’ she suggested.
So Donald went down to the lobby and asked the hotel clerk if they had condoms.
‘Yes, we do,’ the clerk said and pulled a box out from under the counter and gave it to Donald.
The clerk asked, ‘Would you like me to put them on your bill?
‘No!’ Donald quacked, ‘I’ll thuffocate’
Thanks Gene
Now that Donald is a senior citizen is it o.k. that he forgets to wear pants?
I’ll have to find you the Donald Duck blow job. It’s just an audio clip, but I think some of you will enjoy it.
Kate,
Don’t tell me Daisy thuffocates on feathers!
And PLEASE don’t tell me Donald thuffocates on Uncle Scrooge
Oh, and Jonco,
That’s a headline you don’t wanna get your tinque twusted on!
I don’t think Daisy or Scrooge was involved. It was on some radio morning show, and I remember, “Don’t. Move. …I’ll go get you a towel.”
I think I was 11 at the time. Our trip to Disney later that year was just not the same.
Found it. Don’t be fooled, it’s not a video. That would be inappropriate.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0t75x7lxPaE
Too funny Kate. I had heard that one before but had forgotten it. Thanks for sharing.
This can’t be true. He wouldn’t try. Donald thinks Daisy is crazy. Someone told him she’s ‘F’ing Goofy….