A little boy goes to his father and asks ‘Daddy, how was I born?’
The father answers, ‘Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mom and I fell for each other at first site in a chat room on yahoo after she was googling me. I set up a date via e-mail and met with Mom at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a fire wall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said:
Scroll down…You’ll love this ..
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‘You got Male!’
Thanks Gene
What is this, an email forward blog now? “Scroll down… You’ll love this…”
That was lame and unfunny. Back to good stuff please.
Lucille, calm down. You are welcome to send in ideas, sheesh.
I dig anything from That Gene Dude.
Thanks KLAW.They all can’t make “everybody” laugh.Some of what I think is my funniest stuff apparently dosn’t tickle Jonco’s funny bone!
Lucille – Who said that this was a funny site. Lots of serious stuff in here. Anybody with complaints can go to another site.
If we’re picking sides, I’m with Lucille on this one.
You sleep on the wet side then.
Lucille – The Midol. Take it.
Scott – As long as Jonco is running the site, there are no sides to pick. He be the police, judge and jury, fo’ sure.
Don’t even start lecturing me.
And another thing young man, your puns are getting better everyday.