One minute I was a dime-a-dozen swimmer in a mundane medium with no particular prospects. Now here I am, perched on top of the world. I still can’t catch my breath. Reply
Little does this stupid Kingfisher know, but I am a Piranah who is going to do a number on him in just a second. Reply
Hey camera guy! Rescue me now or you’ll be scrubbing me off your windshield tomorrow!
I guess fish don’t think.
What would MacGyver do?
“Wow! One can see a long way from up here!
Pretty kingfisher, by the way.
I can see your house from here!
Im fuc*ed
“If I had a hand I’d flip you the bird.”
LOL NOOOOOOO ANTIDOOOOOOOTE
ITS A TRAP
One minute I was a dime-a-dozen swimmer in a mundane medium with no particular prospects. Now here I am, perched on top of the world. I still can’t catch my breath.
Little does this stupid Kingfisher know, but I am a Piranah who is going to do a number on him in just a second.
“dude… please take a peppermint”
“hmm…something smells fishy here..”
My last wish: Please sing for me
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, I wish I were an Oscar Meyer Weiner!
“water!!!!”
Holy Carp!
UNGH! I’ma crap in your mouth!
“Go to school” mom said. Won’t SHE be sorry!
(Thinking of Ralphy in Christmas Story here)
“Dont worry…got him right where I want him…watch this…”
I’m gonna call my lawyer!!!
GASP! Damn.
Hang on a minute, I’ve got an idea.
I left the stove on!