Dad, Thanks For Not Pullin’ Out
Like father like son
Top Ten Things You’ll Never Hear a Dad Say
10. Well, how ’bout that?… I’m lost! Looks like we’ll have to stop and ask for directions.
9. You know Pumpkin, now that you’re thirteen, you’ll be ready for unchaperoned car dates. Won’t that be fun?
8. I noticed that all your friends have a certain “up yours” attitude … I like that.
7. Here’s a credit card and the keys to my new car — GO CRAZY.
6. What do you mean you wanna play football? Figure skating not good enough for you, son?
5. Your Mother and I are going away for the weekend … you might want to consider throwing a party.
4. Well, I don’t know what’s wrong with your car. Probably one of those doo-hickey thingies — you know — that makes it run or something. Just have it towed to a mechanic and pay whatever he asks.
3. No son of mine is going to live under this roof without an earring — now quit your belly-aching, and let’s go to the mall.
2. Whaddya wanna go and get a job for? I make plenty of money for you to spend.
1. Father’s Day? aahh — don’t worry about that — it’s no big deal.
A small boy is sent to bed by his father…
[Five minutes later]
“Da-ad…”
“What?”
“I’m thirsty. Can you bring me a drink of water?”
“No. You had your chance. Lights out.”
[Five minutes later]
“Da-aaaad…”
“WHAT?”
“I’m THIRSTY…Can I have a drink of water??”
“I told you NO! If you ask again I’ll have to spank you!!”
[Five minutes later]
“Daaaa-aaaAAAAD…”
“WHAT??!!”
“When you come in to spank me, can you bring me a drink of water?”
Father’s Day Prank
A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement. He is so proud of himself, that he starts calling his wife, “Mother of Six” in spite of her objections.
One night, they go to a party. The mafathers-dayluke.jpgn decides that it’s time to go home and wants to find out if his wife is ready to leave as well. He shouts at the top of his voice, “Shall we go home ‘Mother of Six?’
His wife, irritated by her husband’s lack of discretion, shouts right back, “Anytime you’re ready, Father of Four.”
Via all the usual sources
Happy Fathers Day Jonco! I hope you have a great day! xxoo
Happy fathers day to all the other dads here…and if your dad is still living, I envy you.
I loved “Catch”, but I thought the prank was just … sad. Especially the woman who said “we have enough problems.”
Don’t envy me Gaz (Australian for Gary). My Dad is a…. well lets just say not worth having. I am sorry you lost your dad though. Hugs to you. xo
Sorry Bitsy, I guess there are exceptions, glad you turned out ok in spite of him….Gaz? LOL I like it.
Thanks Gaz! We all have a say in who we become.
happy fathers day to all. it has been a busy week. my birthday on the 17th, our anniversary on the 19th and fathers day today.
Gary, you might want to check out that nickname. She might be just having you on… 🙂
Happy Father’s Day to everyone and I hope you have a great day!!
Also to all the Mum’s that have taken on the role of Daddy’s as well.
A Happy Father’s Day to you, Jonco and Thank You for all the beautiful
sunrise pics. I enjoy them and keep ’em coming.
It is a wonderful day. Hope everyone enjoys themselves. XOXO Bella
Really! It’s fair dinkum! We call Sharon – Shazza or Shaz, Garry – Gazza or Gaz, Darren – Dazza or Daz etc. The shorter the name the more we like you!
Could I be Scoz? I think that sounds great.
Happy Father’s Day Jonco from your whole adopted litter.
DJaz??
Oh my god! I am a dad on father’s day. This feeling is so odd. I have children now. Oh my god oh my god oh my god..
Isiah’s Head explodes.
Happy Father’s Day!
Rez just doesn’t sound right…the shorter the better huh…guess that’s why my darling companion loves me
Congratulations, Isiah. There’s nothing like being a dad…except maybe jumping out a window and landing on a sharp stick.
“Having kids is like being plucked to death by a duck.”
“There’s nothing wrong with teenagers that reasoning with them won’t aggravate.”
1. Happy Father’s Day to you awesome Dads out there
2. Gary we can share my dad, he’s wonderful
3. Happy late birthday A L N
4. Dj, you said it best (with both comments)
5. Isiah, you’re going to be great
6. Deboraz? lol
Isiah. I hope there’s a nightlight in your kid’s rooms.
I’m just sayin. And don’t read Jaws to them at bedtime until they’ve turned
…oh, I don’t know…40.
Thank you Deborah, that was a very kind offer.
A L N happy birthiversary.
LOL @ Rev! A sharp stick!! HAHAHAHA!
I’m not used to fathers’ day being so early seeing as here it isn’t until september.
But happy fathers day to all the daddies out there 🙂
and don’t forget the Australian -o ending….Robbo, Tommo….hence why I am called Jono
^ thus…Jonco???
Thanks Bella.
Scoz is better than Scuz. Would Jon be Juzz?
hahaha definitely DJ, Jonco you are an honorary Aussie afterall
Speaking of fathers… KLAW, how’s your dad doing?
Or would I be Jonco-o?
Scott would be Scotty and Jon would be Jonno. There is no real rhyme or reason. If it can’t be shortened the it gets a Y or an O on the end. There are exceptions to this too.
I was Scotty to some people back home and even Scott-o to a few, but no one here really calls me that. Better than Scuz I guess. I’ll not mention some of the other names I was called.
revrick315o….revrick315y…I like it!