“Years ago, my mother gave me a bullet…a bullet, and I put it in my breast pocket. Two years after that, I was walking down the street, when a berserk evangelist heaved a Gideon bible out a hotel room window, hitting me in the chest. Bible would have gone through my heart if it wasn’t for the bullet.”
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I am trying to embrace the humor there…
can’t do it, it’s just too stupid.
Praise the lord and pass the bullets.
HAHAHAHA!!
That’s a Woody Allen piece from when he was doing standup in the 60’s