I’m off on a ride today. Destination unknown. Then it’s out to dinner with some friends.
Talk about whatever you like. But behave!
Lets see…who to put in charge… hmmmmm.
I may live to regret this… but I think it’ll be Infidel today.
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Yes, I am a beautiful horny large-breasted American woman who smells like roses and baby powder.
The old ugly guy?? That’s my perverted great-great-great-grandpapa. He drools and farts all the time. His other hand is on my firm, tanned and strong tushytushy. He wanders around the bar mumbling about somebody named Ben Dover. Just ignore him.
Here’s another picture of Gramps before the beard, back in the 1930s.
http://picasaweb.google.com/d.jones.oh/Funny#
I have a tick on the head of my dick, this happened years ago too. dunno.
Send help.
Full steam ahead, DJ. Got me laughing. ROTF.
KLAW, you awake? Tick on your what!!!!
Ok, DJ. I ended up buying a Sony cyber-shot for around the same price that you stated. It’s easy and I bought the extra memory stick (?) that’s suppose to store more pictures, and a case. It’s small and looks easy to use, now I just have to read directions. That will be fun.
Klaw – We couldn’t wake you up this morning.
Oh, ya. I couldn’t find the samsung L200 anywhere around here.
Oh cool!!! There’s so much packed into them these days it’ll take you awhile…just read the quick-start directions for now and take some pics of your beautiful location up there in the Canadian Rockies!! Your greenhouse! Your new floors! Yoshi! Your igloo!!
And the reindeer. Reindeer pics are always cool.
Ya, I excited too. Lots of pics of my Yosh, and new baby girl (Bella) we get to pick up on Tues. now. She is 6 wks. old and eating solid food. She’s a cutie. And the disaster, house. I will send you pics. This is gonna be some fun!!!
Ok, revy. I will get a pic of a reindeer just for you. I may have to go a bit more north but I’ll find ya one!
Take it bach and buy a Canon.
Yeah reindeer pics. And the toy workshop.
Remind me again…Little Bella is…umm…how many legs does she have again? Dunno.
Take it bach and buy a cannon.
The tick is on my tip, sucking me dry.
The best head I ever had.
Klaw…Is that Mildred Tick, one of the lot-lizards from the truckstop on on I-70? I knew her about 20 years ago when she was only about 50.
Canon’s were too expensive. I just spent a grand on my puppy this week and another 350 buying baby Bella (4 legs). Blown my budget for the month, but what the h3ll.
KLAW, You OK???
Reminds me…I went clubbing last night.
Met a lady a couple of years younger than me, maybe 70ish, but still very attractive.
We laughed and talked and drank.
We drank and talked and laughed some more.
Then she asked me a question just about every man has fantasized about: she asked if I had ever indulged in a mother and daughter threesome! When I recovered my wits and replied “no”, she said this was my lucky night.
Wow! It was one of those dreams come true!
I drove her back to her house, and she unlocked the door and led me inside. My heart was pounding. Then she shouted up the stairs, “Mom, are you still awake?”
I hit a Trifesta at the Track last night, shot my wad at Waffle House.
Gorgeous waitress.
Sounds illegal.
LOLOLOLOLOL
Maybe that’s where you got the tick.
DJ to answer a question back a few pages i live in Idaho near the Washington border on 1-90 town called Post Falls.
They were out of Ranch Dressing. dunno
LOL, Where’s Infi? He’s suppose to be running the show today. Gonna get in trouble again.
I thought you were Canadish. But you get up there a lot, right. You a driver?
A L N, am I wrong in stating that you are a truck driver? You mentioned the kootneys and I was wondering?
TICK WARNING !
It makes me a bit nuts when people forward bogus warnings, and I’ve even
done it myself a couple times, but this one is important. So please send
this warning to everyone on your e-mail list.
If someone comes to your front door saying they are checking for ticks due
to the warming weather and asks you to take your clothes off and dance
around with your arms up…
DO NOT DO IT!! IT IS A SCAM!!
They only want to see you naked…
I wish I’d gotten this yesterday. I feel so dayum stupid.
Klaw your good a little problems we had a 130 lb black bear in town this weekend. poor little thing got trank’d and shipped away to the big woods. could have used your experience. fish and game had to storm the kids castle it was hiding in.
A L N, testical plans, leave STL on 8-1 for the Kenai. To catch some bigass Halibut.
Bella and DJ i use to drive truck now i work for myself adopted 4 girls and decided to stay home and raise them. my wife likes it she gets more time off with me home. that makes all of us happier.
C00L.
nothing better then cook inlet halibut.
LOL, how long did you dance for DJ? I would have paid to see that!!!
if my dad hasn’t sold his boat he may be available to take you for gas money.
Ahhh, halibut….just for the hellovit, God’s Candy. Yummers.
Except Copper River Red Salmon.
Adopted 4 girls. Good on you ALN. That’s a job in itself. I remember the pics of you and your family. Nice going!
I have to urinate, BRBach.
ALN – No joke here…Adopted 4 girls!?!. Thank you for giving those four kids a chance at a good life. I found out I’m adopted after I was 50, and then I joined a support group here. What kids who aren’t adopted go thru is so heartbreaking. We are involved in trying to find homes for these kids before they ‘age out’. To adopt is the most incredible thing I think a couple can do. Bless those girls, and you and your wife. Thank you from the bottom of an adoptees heart.
OK back to the show…
Thanks DJ speaking of girls got to run them to a meeting b back in a while.
I don’t remember the pics…
Yes, he has a huge heart.
Wonder if bitsy’ll come bach on…it’s about lunchtime there, isnt it? She said she needed to go shopping…
Bella, how is the dog????
Klaw – Game just starting.