12 thoughts on “These glutes are made for walkin’”
That looks like fun. I could go for a nice massage.
O.O
Looks like a waste of energy to do those excersizes on the floor, best to work those glutes in the bedroom with a partner 😉
That was hypnotic.
♫♫ “You been messin where you shouldn’t a-been a-messin…”♫♫
I psychically hurt myself I was laughing so hard. How do people find out that they have this particular ability?
You know, it was kinda like old squares in the battle like you see in the calendar named “The Battle of Waterloo” and the idea was: glute walker comes to the nearest man, that man he starts poundin’ and hollerin’ and screamin’ and sometimes the glute walker go away… but sometimes she wouldn’t go away. Sometimes that glute walker she looks right into ya. Right into your eyes. And, you know, the thing about a glute walker… she’s got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll’s eyes. When she comes at ya, doesn’t seem to be living… until she bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then… ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin’. The ocean turns red, and despite all the poundin’ and the hollerin’, they all come in and they… rip you to pieces. You know by the end of that first dawn, lost a hundred men. I don’t know how many glute walkers, maybe a thousand. I know how many men, they averaged six an hour. On Thursday morning, Chief, I bumped into a friend of mine, Herbie Robinson from Cleveland. Baseball player. Boatswain’s mate. I thought he was asleep. I reached over to wake him up. Bobbed up, down in the water just like a kinda top. Upended. Well, he’d been bitten in half below the waist.
When you’re alone, isiah, do you sometimes hear voices?
Isiah – do what I do: only do what 3 out of 5 of the voices in your head tell you to do. A simple majority is usually enough to keep you out of trouble.
What, me worry? That floor becums very slick after class.
DAYUM thats some first class boo-tay
women have all these supper abilities I tell ya!
Someone here who’s name I wont mention (Isiah) is on some serious shit!…hook me up!
That looks like fun. I could go for a nice massage.
O.O
Looks like a waste of energy to do those excersizes on the floor, best to work those glutes in the bedroom with a partner 😉
That was hypnotic.
♫♫ “You been messin where you shouldn’t a-been a-messin…”♫♫
I psychically hurt myself I was laughing so hard. How do people find out that they have this particular ability?
You know, it was kinda like old squares in the battle like you see in the calendar named “The Battle of Waterloo” and the idea was: glute walker comes to the nearest man, that man he starts poundin’ and hollerin’ and screamin’ and sometimes the glute walker go away… but sometimes she wouldn’t go away. Sometimes that glute walker she looks right into ya. Right into your eyes. And, you know, the thing about a glute walker… she’s got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll’s eyes. When she comes at ya, doesn’t seem to be living… until she bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then… ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin’. The ocean turns red, and despite all the poundin’ and the hollerin’, they all come in and they… rip you to pieces. You know by the end of that first dawn, lost a hundred men. I don’t know how many glute walkers, maybe a thousand. I know how many men, they averaged six an hour. On Thursday morning, Chief, I bumped into a friend of mine, Herbie Robinson from Cleveland. Baseball player. Boatswain’s mate. I thought he was asleep. I reached over to wake him up. Bobbed up, down in the water just like a kinda top. Upended. Well, he’d been bitten in half below the waist.
When you’re alone, isiah, do you sometimes hear voices?
Isiah – do what I do: only do what 3 out of 5 of the voices in your head tell you to do. A simple majority is usually enough to keep you out of trouble.
What, me worry? That floor becums very slick after class.
DAYUM thats some first class boo-tay
women have all these supper abilities I tell ya!
Someone here who’s name I wont mention (Isiah) is on some serious shit!…hook me up!