10. Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly?
9. Have ya ever met a man with a real yardarm?
8. Come on up and see me urchins.
7. Yes, that is a hornpipe in my pocket and I am happy to see you.
6. I’d love to drop anchor in your lagoon.
5. Pardon me, but would ya mind if fired me cannon through your porthole?
4. How’d you like to scrape the barnacles off of me rudder?
3. Ya know, darlin’, I’m 97 percent chum free.
2. Well blow me down?
And the number one pirate pickup line is…
1. Avast! Prepare to be boarded!
lmao ,love #5
Rrrrrr…when was the last time ya swabbed down yer poopdeck?
No, lassie, parrots don’t have peckers, but I do. They don’t call it Crossbones for nothing.
I bet you can blow a mean hornpipe, lassie.
She plays the male organ like sh…….
she owns it.
should…i…enjoy this? i feel unclean now…
Shiver me timber.
Kate, pirate humor is like the 3 Stooges; it’s a guy thing.
Take a cold shower.
Oh no, dude. I’ve had a pirate thing for years.
And a three stooges lunchbox. So f**k you.
Holy Cow, is someone flying the red flag?
Wow….all the things I’ve said here and it’s the Stooges that get’s me dissed… I’m a happy man.
Scott, your booty shivers me timbers
Deborah has timbers???
Kate has a pirate thing? Well blow me
down.
heh,heh,heh,heh
On another note: Deborah you are a beautiful lady, and you give ‘er to the guys and make me laugh. Cheers.
DJ, I suspect Deborah has not only timbers but a fine entire frame. (shiverrrr)
Hilarious! I love pirate pick up lines!
🙂
Who wants more? (not pirate rilated) Curtesy of Funny Pick Up Lines
If you think Chewbacca is hairy, wait till you see my Wookie.
Is your name Summer? ‘Cause you are as hot as hell.
Screw me if I’m wrong, but I could swear you were Julia Roberts.
The word of the day is “legs.” Let’s say we head back to your place and spread the word.
Do you know what’d look good on you? Me.
Is it that cold out or are you just smuggling tic-tacs?