A cure for that road rage feeling

Road rage bike

‘Road rage’!  Just what a motorcyclist needs for riding on the highway.  Designed as an equalizer.  Inconceivable and unpredictable lane changes and other traffic related anomalies perpetrated by the cell phone using, motor home/SUV driving morons on the rest of us.

The above pictured machine was designed for that purpose.   Each mini gun fires at a rate of 3000 rounds for minute (6000 total).  During initial test and evaluation it was demonstrated that a single 2 second burst burst would and did blow a 40 foot RV with tow car clean off the road leaving an open and unobstructed route ahead.  It will vaporize a SUV in seconds!   Tests further indicated that after two or three RV’s/SUV’s in a row were eliminated, or “friggin smoked”, others voluntarily pulled off the road and thus became a “non-threat”.

Thanks Gene

8 thoughts on “A cure for that road rage feeling”

  1. Jeesh – Just watch out for the RV with the 200 mph wind tunnel on the rear. You’ll be going backwards real quick.

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