True story. A fellow that I used to work with always wore a white dress shirt and a black tie to work. He rode the subway,but he hated the crowds so he had the idea to add a 3 x 5 tag to his shirt that read “Have You Been Saved?” Worked great…
Hmmm. I wonder if this would work on an airplane!?
But now the “Have you been saved?” means are you a recipient of TARP funds.
brilliant.
Go to denver sometime. Between the Mormons and the Witnesses there was no peace. I am sure those guys would follow me. They were everywhere. Every freaken street corner and bus.
Are there still Hare Krishna around? Haven’t been in an airport in a while.
here in South Georgia there are people who spend their time walking around pestering the hell out of everyone else about religion. One day this guy walks up to me and says, “Are you saved?” and I asked him for a bj but in a little more graphic terms. He was shocked as hell, and got pissed, so I told him I thought religion was personal, like sex, and I was as offended that he would ask me about religion as he was about sex. He was still pissed, though.
“I’ll pray for you.” he said as he walked off.
“You still wind up on your knees, don’t you?” I replied.
I can back those people off of me, pretty quick.
If Jon would put up with it, I’d write out a top ten list of ways to make sure they never ask twice.
I’m in airports fairly often and never see them anymore.
Thanks to the internet, and Bits and Pieces, they all now know you’re beyond hope, Jon!!!!!!
great one Mike! Have to remember it. i can never stand it when they say there going to be prayed for.
“dear god, this is me Ted that guy on the bus, how are things by you? Anyhow, there was this dude i think he was Puerto Rican or Italian or something and he told me to f-off when i tried to tell him how great you are. Ah-huh ah-huh yeah tell me about it. Whats with these guys? So i said i would pray for him, well here i am. So like give the guy a canker sore or something. Peace”
The difference between a Northerner and a Southerner is that up north, they say ‘Screw you’ and it means ‘Have a nice day’. Down south, we say ‘Have a nice day’ and it means ‘Screw you’. I think “I’ll pray for you” is the same as our southern “Have a nice day…”
True story. A fellow that I used to work with always wore a white dress shirt and a black tie to work. He rode the subway,but he hated the crowds so he had the idea to add a 3 x 5 tag to his shirt that read “Have You Been Saved?” Worked great…
Hmmm. I wonder if this would work on an airplane!?
But now the “Have you been saved?” means are you a recipient of TARP funds.
brilliant.
Go to denver sometime. Between the Mormons and the Witnesses there was no peace. I am sure those guys would follow me. They were everywhere. Every freaken street corner and bus.
Are there still Hare Krishna around? Haven’t been in an airport in a while.
here in South Georgia there are people who spend their time walking around pestering the hell out of everyone else about religion. One day this guy walks up to me and says, “Are you saved?” and I asked him for a bj but in a little more graphic terms. He was shocked as hell, and got pissed, so I told him I thought religion was personal, like sex, and I was as offended that he would ask me about religion as he was about sex. He was still pissed, though.
“I’ll pray for you.” he said as he walked off.
“You still wind up on your knees, don’t you?” I replied.
I can back those people off of me, pretty quick.
If Jon would put up with it, I’d write out a top ten list of ways to make sure they never ask twice.
I’m in airports fairly often and never see them anymore.
Thanks to the internet, and Bits and Pieces, they all now know you’re beyond hope, Jon!!!!!!
great one Mike! Have to remember it. i can never stand it when they say there going to be prayed for.
“dear god, this is me Ted that guy on the bus, how are things by you? Anyhow, there was this dude i think he was Puerto Rican or Italian or something and he told me to f-off when i tried to tell him how great you are. Ah-huh ah-huh yeah tell me about it. Whats with these guys? So i said i would pray for him, well here i am. So like give the guy a canker sore or something. Peace”
The difference between a Northerner and a Southerner is that up north, they say ‘Screw you’ and it means ‘Have a nice day’. Down south, we say ‘Have a nice day’ and it means ‘Screw you’. I think “I’ll pray for you” is the same as our southern “Have a nice day…”