This is so bloody true it upsets me. “God has not been proven not to exist, therefore, he MUST EXIST” i hate that stuff, but that’s how people in his “fan club” think.
Grab a shovel and use it on their face, if that won’t do any good, try a shotgun’s barrel, i hear it works wonders on even the most stubborn fanatics.
The Inquisition did the same, sinking people in water, if they held their breath and thus floated, they were killed. If they sank … because of the whole “purification by water” and cuz water is what ppl get baptized in … they were considered purified and thus worthy to go to god.
Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to go right now.
lol
Gotta say…the best humor has basis in fact.
awesome!! where can i get me one of those??
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Word!
AMEN. Some of them are so crazy, even Jesus himself is *headdesking*.
Love it
This is so bloody true it upsets me. “God has not been proven not to exist, therefore, he MUST EXIST” i hate that stuff, but that’s how people in his “fan club” think.
Grab a shovel and use it on their face, if that won’t do any good, try a shotgun’s barrel, i hear it works wonders on even the most stubborn fanatics.
The Inquisition did the same, sinking people in water, if they held their breath and thus floated, they were killed. If they sank … because of the whole “purification by water” and cuz water is what ppl get baptized in … they were considered purified and thus worthy to go to god.
Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to go right now.