Top ten reasons a handgun is better than a woman

10 – YOU CAN TRADE IN AN OLD 44 FOR A NEW 22, NO QUESTIONS ASKED.
 
9 – YOU CAN KEEP ONE HANDGUN AT HOME, AND HAVE ANOTHER FOR WHEN YOU’RE ON THE ROAD.
 
8 – IF YOU ADMIRE A FRIEND’S HANDGUN AND TELL HIM SO, HE WILL PROBABLY LET YOU TRY IT OUT A FEW TIMES.
 
7 – YOUR PRIMARY HANDGUN DOESN’T MIND IF YOU KEEP ANOTHER HANDGUN FOR A BACK UP.
 
6 – YOUR HANDGUN WILL STAY WITH YOU EVEN IF YOU RUN OUT OF AMMO.
 
5 – A HANDGUN DOESN’T TAKE UP A LOT OF CLOSET SPACE.
 
4 – HANDGUNS FUNCTION NORMALLY EVERY DAY OF THE MONTH.
 
3 – A HANDGUN DOESN’T ASK, “DO THESE NEW GRIPS MAKE ME LOOK FAT?”
 
2 – A HANDGUN DOESN’T MIND IF YOU GO TO SLEEP AFTER YOU USE IT.
 
and the number one reason a handgun is favored over a woman
 
#1 – YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A HANDGUN

Thanks Tommy Salami

18 thoughts on “Top ten reasons a handgun is better than a woman”

  1. Yeah women suck. Oh, and guns don’t. You also have to have a really little penis to fit in a gun’s hole! I rest my case!

  2. My grenade launcher was a tight fit, but it did the trick. Thank you for the idea Bitsy. Have any more?

  3. /If guns made our lives safer, the United States would be the safest country in the world./

    The truth is that guns make SOME people’s lives safer: the responsible ones who own them, and all the people those owners want to protect. I’m not planning on being without mine when I need ’em.

  4. My guns are only unsafe to anyone not suppose to be within range of the guns while doing something they ought not be doing.

    Dust collectors by and large, harmless things in a steel box.

    They only come out at night.

  5. 10 – YOU CAN TRADE IN AN OLD 44 FOR A NEW 22, NO QUESTIONS ASKED. – Goes both ways these days.

    9 – YOU CAN KEEP ONE HANDGUN AT HOME, AND HAVE ANOTHER FOR WHEN YOU’RE ON THE ROAD. – They’re called a “mistress”.

    8 – IF YOU ADMIRE A FRIEND’S HANDGUN AND TELL HIM SO, HE WILL PROBABLY LET YOU TRY IT OUT A FEW TIMES. – Swinger’s parties, der!

    7 – YOUR PRIMARY HANDGUN DOESN’T MIND IF YOU KEEP ANOTHER HANDGUN FOR A BACK UP. – In some places polygamy is common. What’s your point?

    6 – YOUR HANDGUN WILL STAY WITH YOU EVEN IF YOU RUN OUT OF AMMO. – Just like my parents. Seriously, my parents are virgins. They ARE…la-la-la-la-la…I’m not listening!

    5 – A HANDGUN DOESN’T TAKE UP A LOT OF CLOSET SPACE. – But a rocket launcher does, really, it just depends on the model you go for.

    4 – HANDGUNS FUNCTION NORMALLY EVERY DAY OF THE MONTH. – What are you talking about, the monthly occurrence IS proof of normal function.

    3 – A HANDGUN DOESN’T ASK, “DO THESE NEW GRIPS MAKE ME LOOK FAT?” – But does it ask you about the pants it’s wearing? 😉

    2 – A HANDGUN DOESN’T MIND IF YOU GO TO SLEEP AFTER YOU USE IT. – Here’s a secret boys, neither do we. At least when you’re sleeping you’re not bragging about it.

    and the number one reason a handgun is favored over a woman

    #1 – YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A HANDGUN – Some women ARE available in mute models. Oh man, that was real harsh of me 🙁

  6. wow going off about a stupid thing. it was pointless and it was made to be funny. why do you have to ruin a mens fun? you all should be ashamed of your jerkish self. like god cant people have fun on sites.

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