Sometimes that puddle-girl she looks right into ya. Right into your eyes. And, you know, the thing about a puddle-girl… she’s got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll’s eyes. When she comes at ya, doesn’t seem to be living… until she bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then… ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin’. The ocean turns red, and despite all the poundin’ and the hollerin’, they all come in and they… rip you to pieces.
I saw him yesterday, 4 hours..360.00 bucks…worthless! He is sending me to a specialist. dunno. I feel as though I am coming apart at the seams. I close my effing eyes to try to sleep….never mind to nervous to talk about it.
Y’all know me. Know how I earn a livin’. I’ll catch this poodle-girl for you, but it ain’t gonna be easy. Bad poodle-girl. Not like going down the pond chasin’ bluegills and tommycods. This poodle-girl, swallow you whole. Little shakin’, little tenderizin’, an’ down you go. And we gotta do it quick, that’ll bring back your tourists, put all your businesses on a payin’ basis. But it’s not gonna be pleasant. I value my neck a lot more than three thousand bucks, chief. I’ll find her for three, but I’ll catch her, and kill her, for ten. But you’ve gotta make up your minds. If you want to stay alive, then ante up. If you want to play it cheap, be on welfare the whole winter. I don’t want no volunteers, I don’t want no mates, there’s just too many captains on this island. Ten thousand dollars for me by myself. For that you get the head, the tail, the whole damn thing.
Quint: [seeing Hooper’s equipment] What are you? Some kind of half-assed astronaut?
[examining the poodle-girl cage]
Quint: Jesus H Christ, when I was a boy, every little squirt wanted to be a harpooner or a sword fisherman. What d’ya have there – a portable shower or a monkey cage?
Hooper: Anti-poodle-girl cage.
Quint: Anti-poodle-girl cage. You go inside the cage?
[Hooper nods]
Quint: Cage goes in the water, you go in the water. poodle-girl’s in the water. Our poodle-girl.
[sings]
Quint: Farewell and adieu to you, fair Spanish ladies. Farewell and adieu, you ladies of Spain. For we’ve received orders for to sail back to Boston. And so nevermore shall we see you again.
The one on the left looks sad, perhaps Infidel stood her up.
And the one on the right looks like she lost a bet–and is not happy about it.
Sometimes that puddle-girl she looks right into ya. Right into your eyes. And, you know, the thing about a puddle-girl… she’s got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll’s eyes. When she comes at ya, doesn’t seem to be living… until she bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then… ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin’. The ocean turns red, and despite all the poundin’ and the hollerin’, they all come in and they… rip you to pieces.
isiah, yet another sleepless night for me, thank you very much.
I had a dream the other night about isiah’s mother.
My appointment is for Monday morning. $90.00 an hour. Hope it helps.
The bitch on the right could feed a lot of babies, the one on the left…not so
I saw him yesterday, 4 hours..360.00 bucks…worthless! He is sending me to a specialist. dunno. I feel as though I am coming apart at the seams. I close my effing eyes to try to sleep….never mind to nervous to talk about it.
I am talking about poodle-girl not my mom.
Which bitch is a witch?
isiah…Yeah…tonight…but it was your post on Mother’s Day that did me in. I couldn’t look my own mother in the eye the rest of the day…dunno.
better one…..
Y’all know me. Know how I earn a livin’. I’ll catch this poodle-girl for you, but it ain’t gonna be easy. Bad poodle-girl. Not like going down the pond chasin’ bluegills and tommycods. This poodle-girl, swallow you whole. Little shakin’, little tenderizin’, an’ down you go. And we gotta do it quick, that’ll bring back your tourists, put all your businesses on a payin’ basis. But it’s not gonna be pleasant. I value my neck a lot more than three thousand bucks, chief. I’ll find her for three, but I’ll catch her, and kill her, for ten. But you’ve gotta make up your minds. If you want to stay alive, then ante up. If you want to play it cheap, be on welfare the whole winter. I don’t want no volunteers, I don’t want no mates, there’s just too many captains on this island. Ten thousand dollars for me by myself. For that you get the head, the tail, the whole damn thing.
I read the entire thing, man am I glad I have insurance. BRB, gotta puke.
Oh, whew, still feel a little sick. I think I blocked all of your future comments.
A matching pair!
Quint: [seeing Hooper’s equipment] What are you? Some kind of half-assed astronaut?
[examining the poodle-girl cage]
Quint: Jesus H Christ, when I was a boy, every little squirt wanted to be a harpooner or a sword fisherman. What d’ya have there – a portable shower or a monkey cage?
Hooper: Anti-poodle-girl cage.
Quint: Anti-poodle-girl cage. You go inside the cage?
[Hooper nods]
Quint: Cage goes in the water, you go in the water. poodle-girl’s in the water. Our poodle-girl.
[sings]
Quint: Farewell and adieu to you, fair Spanish ladies. Farewell and adieu, you ladies of Spain. For we’ve received orders for to sail back to Boston. And so nevermore shall we see you again.
DAYUM thats a really nice BIG set,I love her,I mean the bitch not the dog
id hit it 😉 (the one o nthe right) 😛
It is way past time to do an intervention on isiah. I sure hope that he is not contagious.
Oh my,I feel sorry for the poodle having a skank as a mum
Wait doesn’t bitch mean female dog?
Very identical twins, indeed!