Well, I’m sure my popularity at the 100 mark will undoubtedly mirror or exceed that of past revricks at the 100 mark and I’m both humbled and filled with hubris because I won.
After a long night of making love, this guy rolls over, looks and notices a framed picture of another man on the nightstand by the bed. Naturally, the guy begins to worry.
“Is this your husband?” he inquires nervously.
“No, silly.” she replies, snuggling up to him.
“Your boyfriend then?” he asks.
“No, not at all,” she whispers, nibbling away at his ear.
“Is it your dad or your brother?” he asks, hoping to be reassured.
“No, no, no!!!” she says.
“Well who is he then?” demands the bewildered guy.
Calmly the girl replies, “That’s me before the surgery.”
Oh, what the heck. Let’s wind this thing up.
A cop pulls a speeder over and asks why he was going so fast. The driver says “I can explain.” The cop says “If you can give me an excuse that I have not heard before, I’ll let you go.”
The fellow replies “Well, my wife ran off with a cop and I was afraid that you were trying to return her.”
The cop says “Have a nice day sir.”
OK, it’s your turn to talk about whatever you like. 
Well, I’m sure my popularity at the 100 mark will undoubtedly mirror or exceed that of past revricks at the 100 mark and I’m both humbled and filled with hubris because I won.
Why aren’t you two
That would be – Why aren’t you two asleep? Except now you probably both are!
Just catching up on the site, Bitsy. Seems like I never sleep.
A boy goes up to his father. “Daddy, what’s a transvestite?”
“Go ask your mom,” he replies. “HE should be able to explain it better.
After a long night of making love, this guy rolls over, looks and notices a framed picture of another man on the nightstand by the bed. Naturally, the guy begins to worry.
“Is this your husband?” he inquires nervously.
“No, silly.” she replies, snuggling up to him.
“Your boyfriend then?” he asks.
“No, not at all,” she whispers, nibbling away at his ear.
“Is it your dad or your brother?” he asks, hoping to be reassured.
“No, no, no!!!” she says.
“Well who is he then?” demands the bewildered guy.
Calmly the girl replies, “That’s me before the surgery.”
It is ridiculous that you are up that early DJ and able to tell jokes!!
What has the shortest sex life? An egg. Gets laid once and ate once.
bitsy – Humor never sleeps.
And Good Humor drives trucks.
“Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana”
I intend to live forever, or die trying.
Wow, who’s the stat man here. Isn’t this a record??
Outstanding in your field, people.
22% more comments than the previous record set 4.1.2009.
Did you hear about the flasher who thought about retiring?
He decided to stick it out one more year…
Oh, what the heck. Let’s wind this thing up.
A cop pulls a speeder over and asks why he was going so fast. The driver says “I can explain.” The cop says “If you can give me an excuse that I have not heard before, I’ll let you go.”
The fellow replies “Well, my wife ran off with a cop and I was afraid that you were trying to return her.”
The cop says “Have a nice day sir.”