Females on sale April 5, 2009April 5, 2009 by Jonco Infidel just emptied his piggy bank…. …OH, that kind of female. He knew it was too good to be true. Thanks Mike F 00
I’m sure they would still sell you one. What you do with her is entirely up to you. It might be a very mooooving experience for you, or udderly good, and that’s no bull. I mean if you’re hell bent for leather to really have a cowgirl, this might be for you. I think I’ve milked all the puns out of this one. Reply
I steak claim to another pun. I feel your pain Infidel, I have a Beef with misleading signage, Someone tried to steer us in the wrong direction. Ok, I’ll moove on, cud someone carry on. Reply
If we stole one of there females would they Angus? Whatever the outcome, I won’t be cowed. I gotta tell you I’m bullish on the idea. Reply
DJ, I polled some Brahmans I know in Boston, they concurred, saying “cowboy play your cards right and you’ll own a Limousin.” Reply
Gary – I just knew that crowd would try to slip that one pasteurize. That is one damn fine cow though…I herd she’s out standing in her field. Reply
LMAO….Uncle…I think you could keep this up till the cows come home but I’m gonna turn this calf loose. Okie Dogie? Reply
Nope KLAW. I’m 4 provinces away which equates to thousands and thousands of miles. I’m on the west coast. Too bad. Reply
Bach from the store, this ain’t right. You are our neighbors to the north?…..old map gotta google it. Reply
DAMN IT I was ready to go
I’m sure they would still sell you one.
What you do with her is entirely up to you.
It might be a very mooooving experience for you, or udderly good, and that’s no bull. I mean if you’re hell bent for leather to really have a cowgirl, this might be for you.
I think I’ve milked all the puns out of this one.
Sounded like bull to me. But I was wrong, it was heifer.
I steak claim to another pun.
I feel your pain Infidel, I have a Beef with misleading signage,
Someone tried to steer us in the wrong direction.
Ok, I’ll moove on, cud someone carry on.
You guys quack me up, I dig his tender loins………I AM NOT GAY!!
My only beef: It’s not my brand.
DJ, no topping the master, sinew.
If we stole one of there females
would they Angus?
Whatever the outcome, I won’t be cowed.
I gotta tell you I’m bullish on the idea.
*their*
Gary – I herd buy stock.
DJ, I polled some Brahmans I know in Boston, they concurred,
saying “cowboy play your cards right and you’ll own a Limousin.”
Gary – I just knew that crowd would try to slip that one pasteurize.
That is one damn fine cow though…I herd she’s out standing in her field.
LMAO….Uncle…I think you could keep this up till the cows come home
but I’m gonna turn this calf loose. Okie Dogie?
Gary – You leave me no udder choice.
Calve a nice evening, little buckaroo!
LOL @ You 2. Bravo and well done!!
Gracias, senorita
Bella – Yer a choice cut yerself. Don’t lead me a stray.
My cheeks (on my face) are hurting.
LOL
Bella – Would this help??
udderbalm.com/products.html
That link doesn’t have to work for me to understand it.
Me cheeks not me teets.
Your butt cheeks are smiling as well.
somewhat…..
cool, a happy butt is a good sign.
That means the opening day in STL. Women put smiley faces on their butts.
Bella, I will be in Toronto in early May, are you close?
Nope KLAW. I’m 4 provinces away which equates to thousands and thousands of miles.
I’m on the west coast. Too bad.
Oh, I thought Canada was the size of Maine.
Just pick up a map from the corner store. We’re up ^^^ there.
We go from coast to coast too.
Ooops, had the map upside down, I was looking at HAWAII.
You’re getting closer.
Bach from the store, this ain’t right. You are our neighbors to the north?…..old map gotta google it.
Did you find us yet?
Gotcha, cool area.
your house is cool, shovel the driveway!!!
I just pulled down the blinds.
I don’t blame you, nice bunny slippers.
Your house went dark.
Ya kill me KLAW. I’m saying Goodnight. LOL, you are a funny man!