Kodak introduces new Eye Camera

Kodak eye cameraIntroducing the revolutionary KODAK eyeCamera 4.1!
This is the kind of breakthrough idea that makes us wonder why we didn’t come up with it sooner.

“What you see is what you get” Viewfinder – Now you can take that photo at the exact moment you see that special scene. Don’t try this while driving as objects may be closer than they appear.

Facial Recall Assistant – We have all been there…you are at a party, “I know her. Oh, geesh, she is coming this way…Hello, er, um…” How embarassing. Well, worry no more. This handy feature connects to a customizable “BFF file” connected to your Facebook page. Go to parties and reunions with confidence! Hello Marci, long time no see! Like my stylin’ new specs?

Image Stabilizer – After a glass of wine or two, this feature will ensure that all of your photos are razor sharp, maybe even sharper than you remember. Our patented “I love you man Gyro Adjuster” was tested at numerous focus groups and it worked perfectly…I think.

Super zoom

  • Super zoom. Oh baby! If standard zoom isn’t enough we have the answer (comes with neck brace).
  • Lens lashes – Available in natural, bat, and flirt lengths
  • Baseball cap printer. For prints on the go. The cap’s bill is the paper tray! Clever.
  • Dual lens steroscopic option lets you take photos in 3-D
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    6 thoughts on “Kodak introduces new Eye Camera”

    1. Brian, I knew exactly what it was when I posted it.
      I’m not saying I’ve never been fooled before, but I knew this was an April Fools post.

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