101 thoughts on “CTRL + V”

  1. Kate’s breasts
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    Got to stop thinking about
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    Got to stop thinking about

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  2. echo “fs.file-max = 206173” >> /etc/sysctl.conf
    echo “kernel.msgmni = 512” >> /etc/sysctl.conf
    echo “kernel.msgmax = 131072” >> /etc/sysctl.conf
    echo “kernel.msgmnb = 131072” >> /etc/sysctl.conf

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  3. $14.00
    -$1.00
    $7.25
    $19.25
    $16.75
    $9.25
    -$5.25
    $0.00
    -$2.00
    -$1.25
    -$1.00
    $0.00
    $7.75
    $12.50
    -$3.00
    -$1.25
    -$20.80
    -$5.25
    $0.00
    fixing a spread sheet.

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  4. A farmer’s divorce

    A farmer walked into an attorney\’s office wanting to file for a divorce. The attorney asked, “May I help you?”

    The farmer said, “Yea, I want to get one of those dayvorces.”

    The attorney said, “Well do you have any grounds?”

    The farmer said, “Yea, I got about 140 acres.”

    The attorney said, “No, you don\’t understand, do you have a case?”

    The farmer said, “No, I don\’t have a Case, but I have a John Deere.”

    The attorney said, “No you don\’t understand, I mean do you have a grudge?”

    The farmer said, “Yea I got a grudge, that\’s where I park my John Deere.”

    The attorney said, “No sir, I mean do you have a suit?”

    The farmer said, “Yes sir, I got a suit. I wear it to church on Sundays.”

    The exasperated attorney said, “Well sir, does your wife beat you up or anything?”

    The farmer said, “No sir, we both get up about 4:30.”

    Finally, the attorney says, “Okay, let me put it this way. WHY DO YOU WANT A DIVORCE?”

    And the farmer says, “Well, I can never have a meaningful conversation with her.”

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  5. Back Soffit & Fascia Replacement:
    • Remove guttering and adjacent downspouts from fascia.
    • Remove entire soffit and fascia from work area.
    • Install wood bracing beneath fascia (if needed).

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  6. One of my new roles at school this year is to be the contact and liaison person for the SW Football Academy run by Clontarf. It’s an indigenous education initiative aimed at improving attendance and participation of Aboriginal students, using football as a strategy and incentive. If the kids do the right thing they get toplay footy for Clontarf.
    There’s a Clontarf program at Newton Moore in Bunbury and this year Busselton has become a satellite project out of here. My task is to monitor the indigenous kids at the school and encourage and support their participation in the program.

    Today that meant takng three boys to Bunbury to play in a game against Sevenoaks College from Perth. Sounds simple and straight forward doesn’t it?

    But! Tracking down and getting commitments from some kids is not that easy.
    So when Gavin rang me yesterday to check all was on track for tody, I couldn’t give him a solid guarantee we’d be there, or how many, but I was hopeful…

    Come this morning there was a significant distraction to my football plans, in the form of a gas leak!! There was a STRONG smell of gas permeating the school, with staff and students wondering where it was coming from and fears as to what it might mean and whether it posed a risk. I joined the hunt for the source, without success, so I then informed the Deputy Principal and Business Manager and suggested we needed to take action. Thankfully after a few phone calls and discussion with othe people it was discovered that there was a gas leak in town near some roadworks(!) and the gas was spreading through the neighbourhoods.

    Emergency under conrol, it was back to the footy. I located the three boys. None of them had brought their footy gear!!! One was still planning to come, the other two said they weren’t coming!! After a little bit of gentle persuasion and a couple of phone calls they changed their minds and we set off; first to a couple of homes to pick up boots and gear, then onto Bunbury for the game. We arrived a little late so that by the time the boys were changed and ready the game had started. They came on at quarter time and despite not knowing their team mates managed to get themselves into the game and do quite well. Two of them kicked goals and all showed some glimpses of football talent.

    Newton Moore, the Kaardas, won the game although it didn’t end up as one-sided as the first quarter suggested it would be. Sevenoaks kicked 6 unanswered goals at the start of the third quarter before NM steadied and went on to win.

    I was pleased with a few of my photos of the game, capturing a few of the high-flying exploits of the kids on both teams. Indigenous kids often love to go for the big speccy mark.

    The boys seemed to enjoy it although they didn’t have much to say. They’d been quiet on the way up in the car too, except for constant changing of their beat music on the car stereo; they flicked through the songs constantly till they found one they liked, and when the level of swearing in the lyrics became too great, I’d flick to the next one!!!
    Maybe it was the music, or being out in the sun, but I ended up with a headache and had to buy a packet of panadol to deal with it.

    Things warmed up once we went to Hungry Jacks for lunch and they started to talk up their performances in the game, each trying to outdo the others with tales of skill and courage. By the end of lunch they’d all been stars who were about to be drafted by Hawthorn or Carlton!

    On the way home I had an inspiration and stopped to buy some chocolate bars. I announced we were going to have a footy quiz and the first kid to get three questions right would get the chocolate bar of their choice! Suddenly they were excited and interested!
    I was dismayed however at their lack of football knowledge!! They could play, but they didn’t know much about the game!!
    None of them knew any of these and took a long time and many hints before they got the answers.
    Who won the 2004 AFL Grand Final?
    Who won the 2007 Brownlow Medal?
    Who has kicked the most goals n history?
    Who is the captain of Hawthorn? (Two of them professed to be Hawthorn fans!!!)
    Who is the coach of Carlton?
    Which teams have only won one premiership?

    On the plus side, this kept them entertained all the way back to Busselton, and they all managed to get a chocolate bar in the end!!

    I didn’t get to see much of Favourite Daughter on her big day a I had to work late and had a Youthcare meeting tonight. She had a mixed day. She was unhappy at work because of a mistake she’d made the previous night and the boss’ reaction to it. But she had a really lovely day out with her Mum, visiting wineries, galleries and tourist spots up and down the cape. She also got some lovely presents and some encouraging text messages from her friends. A group of them are going camping for a couple of nights at the end of the week to celebrate the occasion.

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  7. 1. Record the number of volumes and titles for each withdrawal (these are listed by classification) in the Library Withdrawal Book. If withdrawing a duplicate item, ONLY mark the volume space.
    2. Use red ink to stamp the “WITHDRAWN” text wherever Saint Louis Christian College Logo appears.
    3. Also, stamp pulled cards with the red “WITHDRAWN” stamp and place in “Cards Weeded” box in workroom.
    4. Put book in an area designated for the next book-sale.

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  8. SELECT A.BUSINESS_UNIT, A.ACCOUNT, A.DEPTID, A.PRODUCT, A.CHARTFIELD1, B.DESCR, A.BASE_CURRENCY, SUM( A.POSTED_TOTAL_AMT) AS POSTED_TOTAL_AMT_SUM, A.FISCAL_YEAR,B.SETID,B.ACCOUNT,B.EFFDT
    FROM PS_LEDGER A, PS_GL_ACCOUNT_TBL B
    WHERE A.ACCOUNTING_PERIOD BETWEEN {PeriodFrom} AND {PeriodTo}
    AND A.FISCAL_YEAR = {FiscalYear}
    AND (( EXISTS (SELECT ‘X’ FROM PSTREESELECT05 A3_2 WHERE A3_2.SELECTOR_NUM=4200 AND A.BUSINESS_UNIT=A3_2.RANGE_FROM_05 AND A3_2.TREE_NODE_NUM BETWEEN 46559128 AND 2000000000)
    AND A.ACCOUNT BETWEEN ‘{AccountFrom}’ AND ‘{AccountTo}’)
    OR ( A.BUSINESS_UNIT IN (‘TEST2′,’TEST3’)
    AND A.ACCOUNT IN (‘183020′,’299240′,’731100’)))
    AND A.LEDGER = ‘ACTUALS’
    AND A.ACCOUNT = B.ACCOUNT
    AND B.EFFDT =
    (SELECT MAX(B_ED.EFFDT) FROM PS_GL_ACCOUNT_TBL B_ED
    WHERE B.SETID = B_ED.SETID
    AND B.ACCOUNT = B_ED.ACCOUNT
    AND B_ED.EFFDT <= CURRENT DATE)
    GROUP BY A.BUSINESS_UNIT, A.ACCOUNT, A.DEPTID, A.PRODUCT, A.CHARTFIELD1, B.DESCR, A.BASE_CURRENCY, A.FISCAL_YEAR,B.SETID,B.ACCOUNT,B.EFFDT
    ORDER BY 2, 1, 3, 4

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  9. A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students. “Human beings are the only animals that stutter,” she says. Little Johnny raises his hand. “I had a kitty-cat who stuttered,” he volunteered.

    The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked young Johnny to describe the incident.

    “Well,” he began, “I was in the back yard with my kitty and the Rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!

    “That must have been scary,” said the teacher.

    “It sure was!” said Johnny. “My kitty raised his back, went ‘Fffff, Fffff, Fffff’… and before he could say “F*ck”, the Rottweiler ate him!”

    the latest post @ my site

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  10. INGREDIENTS:

    * 1 heaping Tbsp. Flour…and I mean heaping!
    * 1/2 cup sugar or a little more;)
    * 2 cups milk
    * 2 eggs
    * butter
    * vanilla
    * Vanilla Wafers (save some to crumble for the top)
    * Bananas

    DIRECTIONS:

    In a saucepan, mix flour & sugar then add eggs and mix well. Start your burner and slowly add milk; a little at a time stirring constantly. Continue stirring until it has thickened. After thick, add butter and vanilla to taste. I would say about 1 Tbsp of butter maybe. I double this recipe to make a bunch so it’s hard for me to give you accurate measurements. Not too much vanilla either or it will taste almost chocolatey. Maybe a 1/4 tsp?? Again, not sure. Just taste it.

    You’ll want to layer your wafer cookies and bananas for a pretty presentation. I don’t do this though..I throw in a bowl..LOL. I refrigerate mine over night because I like it VERY cold but you should refrigerate it for a few hours.

    Ingredients…..

    Here’s all the good stuff cooking in the saucepan……

    While you’re cooking the the stuff in the pot, you can slice your bananas and layer your wafers & bananas. Don’t forget to keep stirring your pudding though.

    Once your pudding is done, add the butter and vanilla. Remember, I double my recipe so that’s why there is more in my pudding!

    Now that it’s done, you pour into your dish with your wafers and bananas.

    This is where the extra wafers come in. Crush them up and sprinkle on top.

    Sprinkle and Viola!

    Remember to refrigerate….once nice and cold, sit back and enjoy!!!

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  11. ACI26A3

    *Hahahaha I thought it would be something cool that I last copied on my clipboard. This is just a number identification for my monitor…

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  12. After living for a year in Harlem, Helga is presented as “contented, and happy” for the time being (46). Though it would appear that she can find satisfaction in her life, it comes at a cost. She has to “seek indifference” from the white people in Manhattan and turn off the part of her mind which is constantly bothered by them (45). In other words, it is the isolation from the assimilated part of her personality which allows Helga to feel secure in herself. She still has yet to accept the part of herself which enjoys the company and tastes of upper-class white society.
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    augh… my life is a boring continuous string of reasearch papers. -_-

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  13. 8562385

    Advertisement number for an advert for the paper. I work for a classifieds paper. It’s exactly as exciting as it sounds, except I have a Robot Dinosaur Aircraft Carrier on my desk.

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  14. me: Chris just sent me a msg/ Apparently Shannon wants my job
    but first she wants to know how much I make
    Sent at 4:39 PM on Thursday

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  15. What does a man with a twelve inch penis have for breakfast?
    Well this morning I had toast

    it was a joke i sent to a friend to cheer her up.

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  16. * Nintendo, as expected, half-assed the SD feature by just automating the copy to NAND. No surprise there.
    * The IOS16 that warez users used to pirate is no longer an option, thank goodness.
    * HBC survives. So does DVDX.
    * They fixed the bug that the HBC installer and DVDX 3.4 installer use; time to bring out another one.
    * Twilight Hack no longer works. I’d like to remind everyone that this exploit has been in use for over a year. Whether it comes back or a new game exploit takes its place, I think we can say it’s served us all well.
    * No new problems expected with BootMii, other than needing a new exploit as mentioned above.

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