101 thoughts on “CTRL + V”

  1. Women in Naples are staging a sex strike in an attempt to stop their menfolk from setting off dangerous New Year fireworks which cause injury and even death. Carolina Staiano, 44, who is leading the campaign, said it has started with twenty women in in the town of Lettere near Naples “almost as a joke” but had spread “like wildfire” by e-mail and mobile phone over the past month to the point where ”I can’t keep up”. She said she was receiving phone calls and text messages “all the time” from hundreds of women signing up. Mrs Staiano, a mother of two, has spent her life caring for father, who became semi-paralysed after someone let off a firework next to him at New Year, injuring his legs. He has suffered from epileptic fits ever since. Mrs Staiano said that “at midnight on New Year’s Eve Naples is like Gaza. It’s terrible that a time of celebration becomes a time of tragedy. If a sex strike is what it takes in order to get the attention of our men, husbands, partners and sons, then we’re ready for it,” she told ANSA, the Italian news agency. “This time they’re just going to have to choose: sex or fireworks.”

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  2. So there was this mother with three young children.

    Child 1: ‘Mummy, mummy, why am I called Petal?’

    Mum: ‘Because when you were a baby, a petal fell on your head.’

    Child 2: ‘Mummy, why am I called Leaf?’

    Mum: ‘Because when you were a baby, a leaf fell on your head.’

    Child 3: Asjlhasfkjlhanabsfhlafladlnkldauflsdkgnsklfmsldf

    Mum: ‘Shut up Fridge.’

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  3. THERE’LL BE BUBBLES IN HER EYES, BUBBLES IN HER EYES, THERE’LL BE BUBBLES IN HER EYES ADN IT’S GONNA BURN.

    …i think i was trying to show my friend you can a make a rap song out of anything

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  5. Donnie Darko’s writer and director, Richard Kelly, did not reprise his role as the director or writer of S. Darko. He stated “To set the record straight, here’s a few facts I’d like to share with you all — I haven’t read this script. I have absolutely no involvement with this production, nor will I ever be involved.” [3] Chris Fisher, director of S. Darko, noted that he was an admirer of Kelly’s film, and that he hoped “to create a similar world of blurred fantasy and reality.”

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  6. Today, I was at a sandwich shop and couldn’t help but secretly remove a loose hair from a girl standing in front of me. I yanked it and she instantly began screaming and crying. It was in fact a very long mole hair. The thing started bleeding like a gunshot wound. My apologies went unnoticed.

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  7. I love Cold Stone U.U Miss it!

    Actually nothing in Ctrl+V but yup in clipboard

    ue de mudanza nada de nada, que tengo que esperar a que los señores de Yahoo me registren un nuevo nameserver, así que dejaremos el tema para dentro de unos dias. Podéis seguir comentando sin problemas, que con el cuento este no veas la de gatitos que se ha zampao el Domokun 🙁

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  8. Joe (3/17/2009 12:00:40 AM): wait that’s a real thing
    Joe (3/17/2009 12:00:44 AM): you know what i mean
    Joe (3/17/2009 12:00:50 AM): WTF THAT KID HAS A LIZARD TAIL
    Joe (3/17/2009 12:01:07 AM): WHY IS HE EATING THE PHONE
    Kate (3/17/2009 12:02:25 AM): whoa

    I was showing something my cousin said, to someone else…It was weird…

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  9. Faith means making a virtue out of not thinking. It’s nothing to brag about. And those who preach faith and enable and elevate it are intellectual slave holders, keeping mankind in a bondage to fantasy and nonsense that has spawned and justified so much lunacy and destruction.

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  11. Join us for this exhilarating half-day ride in the stunning Waimea Canyon that’s all downhill and totally uplifting. Saddle up and give your pedals a few cranks, we’ll start at 3,600 feet and then it’s a safe ride down to sea level, stopping to marvel at the dramatic canyon cliffs and dazzling Pacific. Definitely the best views you can get, without even breaking a sweat. Enjoy refreshments and information about the fascinating culture, history and folklore of Kauai. It’s an adventure that you’ll always think of as uplifting even though it’s downhill.

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    Booking a tour for the in-laws on Kauai. Still, sounds nice!

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  12. [9:31:17 PM] Taylor: rawr
    [9:31:35 PM] Bettina: (wave)
    [9:33:14 PM] Bettina: Still playing?
    [9:33:40 PM] Taylor: No, i’m trying to figure out where my volume and wlan things in the lower left corner went….
    [9:33:52 PM] Bettina: XD Ah
    [9:34:45 PM] Taylor: >_< where’d they go?
    [9:35:15 PM] Bettina: *shrug* The leprechauns must’ve took them.

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  13. Most of what comes out of my kitchen is lightly browned and overly salted. I’m jealous, and my mind is officially blown.

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  14. I had a WHOLE chapter of smut in there… and while that sounds like fun, I was editing it, so… a little less fun. BTW, my keyboard shows the shortcuts, and Ctrl + V doesn’t mention fire.

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  15. I have no idea what is happening with the privacy of my account. I logged into my honesty box today and had a response from someone I assumed was a friend, he wasn’t. Then I had a friend request from someone named Xander Bly and asked him where I knew him from and he said the honesty box. At which point I knew my honesty box had been hacked. Later when I ignored his friend request and attempted to block him the box closes without me being able to close it. If I could get some explanation that would be great.

    LOL my facebook account got hacked 🙁

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  16. exp userid=” ‘sys/..@.. as sysdba’ ” file=C:\tmp\mis_master_NEW.dmp owner=mis_master,mis_master4 statistics=none rows=n log=C:\tmp\mis_master_NEW.log

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