Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, living in Florida, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a drugstore. Jacob suggests they go in.
Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: “Are you the owner?”
The pharmacist answers, “Yes.”
Jacob: “We’re about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?”
Pharmacist: “Of course we do.”
Jacob: “How about medicine for circulation?”
Pharmacist: “All kinds .”
Jacob: “Medicine for rheumatism and scoliosis?”
Pharmacist: “Definitely.”
Jacob: “Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, jaundice?”
Pharmacist: “Yes, a large variety. The works.”
Jacob: “What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for Parkinson’s disease?”
Pharmacist: “Absolutely.”
Jacob: “You sell wheelchairs and walkers?”
Pharmacist: “All speeds and sizes.”
Jacob: “We’d like to use this store as our Bridal Registry.
Thanks Gene
lmao no little blue pills
i sat and talked with a blind man that was 105 years old and his new wife that was 89 she was in a wheel chair on there honeymoon the staff at the nursing home got them a motel room. after the staff left to go to the adjoining room they ditched the nurses and hid out in another hotel for 3 days. he would push her and she told him where to go. i spent many days as a teen going and visiting him you can learn a lot from someone with 100 years of life experiences.
What a brilliant idea. I really hope that it is a true story.