Bella was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail with her girlfriends when Steven a tall, exceptionally handsome, extremely sexy, middle-aged man entered. He was so striking that she could not take her eyes off him.
The young-at-heart man noticed Bella’s overly attentive stare and walked directly toward her. (As All men will.) Before she could offer her apologies for staring so rudely, he leaned over and whispered to her, ‘I’ll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $20.00…… on one condition’….
Flabbergasted, Bella asked what the condition was. The man replied, ‘You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words.’
Bella considered his proposition for a moment, and then slowly removed a $20 bill from her purse, which she pressed into the man’s hand along with her address. She looked deeply into his eyes, and slowly And meaningfully said….
‘Clean my house.’
Thanks Bella 🙂
Mine next please 🙂
Oh god, I have to keep my mouth shut on this one…
Knowing what Infi would do to you if he ever caught you with your jaw down I think that might be a good idea.
Nice.
I like your way better, Jonco. Thanks.
$20? Bargain! Send him over, I have a $50 mess.
Nihilady she said she was a specialist,thats what I want and shes hot
Yeah, but what about what I want? Jeez… Men…
ok I will do you too
HAHAHAHAHA. Hard and fast. Those were my original three words, then I got out of control…